This is a transcript of the episode Back From the Future. It's still under construction.
Transcript
Donald: Okay, your mission supplies are packed, the schematics have been uploaded into Chase's chip, and your transport is on the way. Did I forget anything?
Bree: No, we'll just guess what the mission is and see how it all plays out.
Donald: Alright. A particle collider is a three-mile long underground facility where scientists--
Chase: Race subatomic particles at each other at light speed for energy experiments. (giggles) So cool!
Donald: I know!
Chase and Donald: Deedle-deedle-dee!
Donald: There is a particle collider in Berkeley that is accelerating out of control, and your mission is to shut it down.
Adam: Oh ho! Awesome! I hope one of us knows how to do that.
Donald: Okay. We have to act quickly. The scientists that operate the facility-- 'scuuuuse me-- have already evacuated the control center, and if we don't shut it down in time, it will create a massive black hole that will implode the entire planet.
Leo: Today?! No, that's not gonna work. Today is Shelly Evans' birthday, and her mom makes the best cupcakes! I'm just sayin'. That woman doesn't skimp on the sprinkles.
Donald: Don't worry, Leo, you will get your cupcakes. Adam, Bree and Chase have all the training they need to shut the collider down.
Leo: I don't know, Big D. I think these guys are gonna need some... back-up!
Donald: Yeah, and that's why you're gonna be back-up! here in the lab with me.
Adam: Oh, he said "backup" and you said "backup." Saying things twice makes it funny! Oh! Saying things twice makes it fun--
Donald: Stop it!
Man: No, no, no!!! Aaaah!
All: Aaaah!
Donald: Nobody panic! Probably just the cable guy.
Man: Come on, Big D, I just came from seven years in the future. Your time machine actually worked! It's me! Leo!
Adam: Woah! The cable guy's got the same name as you!
Leo: Wait. If you're really me, then you'd know the handshake I came up with in case I ever became a spy.
Man: Requesting authentication, Double-O Leo. (they do their handshake)
Leo: It really is me!
(theme song plays)
Donald: So you're... the future version of him. Do you know what this means? I cracked time travel! Ha ha ha! I cracked time travel, I cracked time-- Can you do me a favor? When I see you in seven years can you remind me to tell me how awesome I am? Lemme high five. Like that.
Leo and Future Leo: Oh, I'm sure you won't forget. Hey, he just said what I said! Technically, I just said what I said. Okay, you're gonna have to stop doing that. Stop. Stop. Stop!
Future Leo: It's so good to see you guys!
Chase: It's good to see you too... older, yet strangely similar Leo.
Donald: So, uh... (chuckles)... what did time travel feel like? Did your body mass increase exponentially as you accelerated towards light speed?
Future Leo: Uh, I pushed the button, felt a lot of wind, there was a big flash-- but yeah, mass and speed stuff.
Adam: So if you're from the future... then what color are my eyes?
Bree: Ignore him. Come on, future Leo, let's jump to 2025 and see what people are wearing. I want to start now and be a trend-setter.
Future Leo: Sorry, but it took Big D years to just scrape together enough zanol fuel for me to come here once and go back.
Bree: Ohh. Fine. But if I end up wearing mom jeans and hair scrunchies, you are gonna get back in that thing and fix it.
(cell phone buzzing)
Donald: Oh. The collider mission. You guys have to get ready. Head to the equipment room and gear up.
Bree: Nice to meet you, future Leo!
Adam: Yeah, congrats on growing out of your awkward stage!
Leo: Hey, why didn't you just bring future Adam, Bree and Chase with you? Let me guess. You just hopped in the time machine and took off without them. That is so future me.
Future Leo: Actually... that's why I'm here. Adam, Bree and Chase... don't make it to the future.
Leo: What?!
Adam: Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Forgot to pack my pudding.
(next scene. Donald, Leo & Future Leo enter the living room from the lab)
Donald: What do you mean Adam, Bree and Chase don't make it to the future?
Future Leo: You sent me back here with a video that will explain everything.
( beeping, whirring )
Leo: Woah, what is that?
Future Leo: It's a holophone.
Donald: I invented the holophone?
Future Leo: No. But you did wait in line six days to get one.
Future Donald: Greetings, past Donald.
Donald: That's me? Please tell me the holophone adds a hundred pounds.
Leo: Even if it did, what about the other two hundred?
Future Leo: The next seven years are pretty hard on you, Big D.
Leo: (snickers) Or should I say "Bigger" D? Am I right?
(laughing)
Future Donald: If you are watching this, we cracked time travel! Ha ha! Inter-dimensional high five.
Donald: I just high-fived my future self! What?! Look at me! Let me have some joy.
Future Donald: I sent Leo back in time to stop you from sending Adam, Bree and Chase on the particle collider mission.
Donald: What? Why?
Future Donald: Now, I'm sure you're asking "What? Why?"
Donald: I know myself so well.
Future Donald: As a scientist, I am loath to change the past. But in this case, I have to make an exception. Adam, Bree and Chase... don't return from the mission. Send an automated rover in their place. It's the only chance we have to save them. Oh, and by the way-- (clears throat)-- every time you say, "Hey, I think this calls for a cookie," think about this.
All: Aaaah!
( shouting, whimpering )
Donald: How could I send them on a mission they don't return from?
Leo: And how could you let your hair recede with so many trusted over-the-counter remedies available?
Donald: If Adam, Bree or Chase hear any of this, it'll shake their confidence in future missions or their confidence in me. Please tell me you won't say anything to them.
Future Leo: I promise.
Leo: Future me... speaks for both of us.
Donald: There's not much time. The collider situation's getting worse by the hour. I gotta go build that rover.
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Chase: We're good to go, Mr. Davenport. We'll check in once we reach delta point.
Donald: No! Uh, I-I mean, the mission's off.
Adam: But you said it was urgent.
Donald: Did I say "urgent?" I th- I think I said "urge...ing" I was like urging you not to go on the mission.
Bree: Why?
Donald: Because I'm sending an automated rover that can shut down the collider via remote. (coughs) As soon as I build it.
Chase: An automated rover? You might as well send a handbag on a skateboard. The three of us can handle--
Donald: No!!! I said no, and I mean it. My decision is final. Now just... everybody go get ready for school.
Future Leo: Thank you. Future you would thank you too, Big D.
Leo: Or should we say "Bald"-D?
( both laughing )
(Next scene. Mission Creek High School. Leo & Future Leo descend a set of stairs together)
Leo: So, you know everything that's gonna happen?
Future Leo: Not everything. Little stuff can change without affecting the big stuff. For example... Last time that was you. Smelled like kiwi for a week.
Leo: Janelle!
Future Leo: Oh, that's just painful. You have no idea what's coming your way, do you?
Leo: What do you mean?
Future Leo: You'll see... at 8:27.
Leo: What's supposed to happen at 8:27?
Janelle: Hey, Leo!
Leo: Hey, Janelle!!!
Janelle: So, who's your friend?
Leo: Oh, that's me. Oh... "Meo." My cousin Meo! It's short for Meopold.
Janelle: "Meo and Leo." That doesn't sound made up at all.
Leo and Future Leo: Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha--
Janelle: So, anyways, uh, Leo, do you want to see a movie tonight?
Leo: Did she just--? And you knew--? 8:27! Yes. Yep. Done. Totally. Toast my goats.
Janelle: I'll see you there at seven.
Future Leo: Things are gonna go really well tonight. Check it out. That's you two in seven years. Pretty cool, huh?
Leo: Are you wearing a pink tie?
Future Leo: It was a gift from Janelle, and we love it.
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