This is a complete transcript of the episode Left Behind.
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(in the cafe in front of the training area)
Chase: Here you go, guys. Protein recovery bars.
Bob: Ugh! Again?
Chase: Yes, again. Would you like to complain more about the free food, Bob? Mr. Davenport made them to maximize our workouts. They have everything the body needs.
Spin: Yeah, to make you puke. I'm gonna hold out until the 3 o'clock peanuts.
Adam: Luckily for me, I'm bionic, so I don't have a gag reflex.
Bree: We're all bionic, and yes, you do.
Adam: (mouth full) No, I don't. (gags) Ooh! Yes, I do.
(Leo walks in holding a box)
Spin: Ooh. What's that?
Leo: Oh, this? It's just a little care package my mom sent out for all of us. Oh, wait. Nope, it's just for me.
(loud squirting sound is heard and everyone looks over at Bob)
Bob: Oh, it's uh, easier for me to swallow if I pretend it's a hamburger. Which is tough, because I don't even know what a hamburger is.
Bree: Wait, you've never had a hamburger? That's so sad!
Bob: You wanna cheer me up by giving me a hug?
Bree: That's so sad! Guys, these kids have no social skills because they've been completely isolated from the real world. They have no idea what it's like to be normal.
Leo: Ah, yes. I remember your first days out of the lab. So young, so naïve. You needed a strong hand to guide you.
Bree: Yeah. But all we got was you. These kids deserve a taste of the real world.
Leo: Well, I just got some food from the real world. You guys are welcome to... wait, nope. No, it's just for me.
(Spin uses his rapid gyration ability to steal Leo's jar of peanut butter)
Leo: What was that?
Spin: (with peanut butter on his face) No idea.
Bob: (drags protein bar across Spin's peanut butter face and eats it) Mm. Better.
(Theme song plays)
...
(in the common area)
Chase: Hey, Mr. Davenport. We've been talking, and we wanna take the students on a field trip.
Donald: Great! Where do you wanna take 'em? Uh, living quarters? The kitchen? That rock on the other side of the island?
Bree: Come on, you know what we mean.
Donald: (sighs) Forget it. They're not ready to socialize with the general population yet.
Chase: Well, yeah, but neither is Adam, and we still let him out of his cage.
Adam: Stop talking about me like I'm an animal. Hey, I'm hungry. Is it almost feeding time?
Bree: Wait, but what is the big deal? It's not like these kids are a secret. The whole world knows they exist.
Donald: Look, I told the president we would turn them into the next generation of bionic heroes. We can't take any chances until their training is complete.
Chase: But shouldn't their training include real-world experiences? I mean, if you hadn't let us go to Mission Creek High, we'd still be clueless shut-ins.
Adam: Look at us now, living isolated on a remote island, we've come so far.
Donald: Look, I built this academy to be a protected environment. They make mistakes here, there's no serious consequences.
Bree: What are you so worried is gonna happen?
Donald: Well, I seem to remember a few incidents when you three hit the real world. (points to Adam) You set a dingo on fire, (points to Chase) you got in a wrestling match with your principal, (points to Bree) and you showed up in the yearbook as the bearded lady.
Adam: Exactly. And they should be able to do those things, too.
Bree: Mr. Davenport, I know these kids. They can handle it, they're ready.
(across the room)
Spin: Are you sure this is safe?
Bob: Absolutely.
(Bob throws Spin across the room and he screams)
Bob: Live and learn.
Donald: I rest my case. (leaves)
Bree: (sighs) Guys, this isn't fair. They've been working hard. They deserve a night out.
Adam: Okay, so let's sneak 'em off the island.
Chase: Adam, Mr. Davenport said no.
Bree: Wait, but think about it. When Leo took us to school, it was the best thing that ever happened to us.
Chase: You're right, I'm in.
Adam: Aw, come on, Chase! Break the rules for once in your life.
Chase: I just said I'm in.
Adam: Oh. Sorry, I just assumed you'd say no.
Chase: Why?
Bree: I mean, no offense, but you're kind of a--
Adam: Fun killer.
(Leo walks up to them)
Leo: You talking about Chase?
Bree: Hey, Leo, can you cover for us with Mr. Davenport? We wanna sneak some of the kids out to the mainland for the night.
Leo: Perhaps. But what can I expect in return for this arrangement?
Bree: Well, I could always tell Mr. Davenport about that time you snuck out in his speedboat--
Leo: You kids have a wonderful evening! Aright? Okay! Ah-ha.
...
(in the Mentor's Quarters)
Donald: Where are Adam, Bree and Chase?
Leo: They're, uh... snorkeling. Believe it or not, there's a little coral reef you didn't destroy when you built this monstrosity.
Donald: Leo, why are you wearing that suit? You know you're only supposed to wear that on missions.
Leo: I can't help it. It makes me feel like the most important person in the world.
Donald: (sighs) I know how you feel. I have a three-piece suit made out of money.
Leo: Yes. We've all seen it. Look, Big D, you may have all the money in the world, and the suit made out of some of it, but you'll never know what it's like to wear one of these.
Donald: Leo, when exactly did the guys say they'd be back?
Leo: I don't know. 3:00, 4:00, 5:00, 6:00, 7:00-ish. Why?
Donald: No reason. Hey, how would you like to take my speedboat for a spin?
Leo: I'd love to! Because I've never done that before. (leaves)
(Donald gets in Chase's capsule and changes into Chase's mission suit)
Donald: Oh-ho! Wow, that's slimming. Not that I needed it.
...
(at the arcade)
Spin: This is awesome! First we go to the mall for new clothes, and now, we get to eat real food and play video games.
Chase: Hey, Adam, who paid for all that anyway?
Adam: We were supposed to pay for it? Be right back. (leaves)
Bob: Bree, this has been the best night of my life. Wanna make it better with a hug?
Bree: Uh, nope. That's, uh, not one of the games.
(Two students are show winning a game of air hockey by using their super speed. Spin is shown winning a dancing game by using his rapid gyration ability. Bob and Adam are shown making a hamburger with multiple patties stacked on top of each other)
Bob: Wait. Gotta be healthy. (adds one leaf of lettuce to the giant hamburger of patties)
Bree: (to Chase) Isn't this great? I don't know what Mr. Davenport was so worried about. The kids are having a great time, and everybody loves 'em.
Chase: Yeah, no one can ever accuse me of being a fun killer again.
(Bree slurps her milkshake)
Chase: Okay, you've had enough sugar for today.
...
(in the Mentor's Quarters)
(Donald is jumping and posing in front of a full length mirror in Chase's mission suit)
Donald: Ha, take that! (imitates laser fire) Pew! Pew, pew, pew! Wa! (imitates explosion)
(Leo walks in and stares at him for a moment)
Leo: Ahem!
Donald: (screams) How long have you been standing there?
Leo: Long enough to be horrified. The suit feels good, doesn't it?
Donald: Incredible. You were right. I feel amazing. Makes me love me even more.
Leo: You realize Chase spent weeks customizing his suit, right? He's gonna freak when he finds out you wore it.
Donald: Oh, Chase is never gonna find out.
Leo: I don't know. I do like to talk.
Donald: And I do like to disable bionics.
Leo: Well, don't just stand there. Work it, Don. Show me what you got!
Donald: No, I-You're probably right. I should change out of it before they come back.
Leo: Mm.
(Donald gets back in Chase's capsule, but an alarm goes off and it doesn't remove the suit)
Donald: Oh, no. It's stuck. I'm obviously too muscular for the suit.
Leo: Yes, that must be the problem.
Donald: Just help me get it off. Here, pull. Just... yeah.
Leo: Yeah.
Donald: Go ahead.
(Leo and Donald struggle with the suit)
Leo: I got– I got it. I'm trying. Just... let me get it, I–
Donald: Just get it– I'll pull.
Leo: Well, this is a fun father-son activity.
Donald: Just– No. (Leo accidentally rips zipper off) Aah! You broke the zipper! (grunts) Now you're gonna have to pull it with your teeth.
Leo: (voice cracking) You know what, just disable my bionics.
...
(in the common area)
(Adam is poking Chase with a stuffed unicorn)
Chase: Can you stop that?
Adam: Oh, I can, but, uh, Lester the Unicorn...can't. Right, Bob? Bob? Hey, Spin, have you seen Bob? Don't worry. Bob have you seen Spin?
Bree: Wait, they're not here.
Chase: (to Adam) I thought you did a head count.
Adam: I did. There were 18.
Chase: We brought 20!
Adam: Hey, you told me to count! You didn't tell me to how many!
Chase: Well, where are they?
...
(at the arcade)
(Spin and Bob walk out of the photo booth)
Bob: Man, that game was fun. I like the big light that flashes in your eyes.
Spin: Oh, no. Everybody's gone. And we don't know how to get home!
Bob: Relax. Adam would never leave us. Right, Adam? Chase, have you seen Adam? Adam, have you seen Cha-
Spin: They're not here, Bob!
...
(in the common area)
Chase: How could you forget Spin and Bob?
Adam: How could you forget Bob and Spin?
Bree: Guys, stop. It doesn't matter that you both messed up, and I am completely innocent. We need to find them before Mr. Davenport figures out that they're gone.
Chase: She's right. We better tell Leo to keep covering for us. And how are you innocent?
Bree: (fake crying) Mr. Davenport, I'm so sorry! I-I tried to stop them! (sighs) Girl tears. More powerful than any bionic ability.
Adam: That's not fair. I thought only Chase had that ability.
...
(in the Mentor's Quarters)
(Donald is rolling his body and doing weird movements)
Leo: Whatever you call that dance, I am not doing it.
Donald: I'm not doing a dance. I poured olive oil down the suit, and now I'm trying to slide my way out of it.
Leo: Could you watch the floor? You're leaking.
Donald: You got any better ideas?
(scene changes and Leo is holding Donald upside down, shaking him)
Donald: How is this gonna help me get out of the suit?
Leo: Oh, it's not. I just really enjoy doing it.
Donald: What?!
Chase: (offscreen) Hey, Leo! Leo?
Leo: That's Chase. (drops Donald)
Donald: He can't see me in this thing.
Leo: Good point. (throws Donald across the room)
(Leo runs out of the room to meet Adam, Bree, and Chase outside the Mentor's Quarters)
Leo: Oh, hey. What's up?
Chase: We left Spin and Bob on the mainland. Can you keep covering for us?
Leo: Yeah, no problem. Get out!
Bree: (sniffs Leo) Are you wearing olive oil?
Leo: What a man does with his imported oils is his own business.
Adam: (sniffs) Well, whatever you're doing man, it's working.
...
(at the arcade)
(Bob is squirting mustard into his pants pocket)
Spin: Bob, what are you doing?
Bob: Oh, I'm loading up. They ran out of the little cups.
Spin: Knock it off and help me figure out how to get home.
Bob: Why don't you just call Chase?
Spin: 'Cause my phone's dead.
Bob: Well, let's just walk back.
Spin: We live in the middle of the ocean, Bob.
Bob: Oh, you've got an answer for everything.
(crashing noise is heard)
Bob: What was that?!
Spin: Shh! Someone's breaking in. Quick, hide!
(Spin and Bob duck behind the counter and a group of robbers break in)
Robber: We were this close to getting away with a bank vault of cash and now, we're in here, surrounded by cops. Go check the back doors.
Spin: (hushed) Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
Bob: (hushed) Yeah. Let's see if they have a charger for your phone.
...
(outside the arcade)
Chase: The GPS locators on their chips say they're 20 feet away. They're still inside the burger joint.
Bree: But look at all those police cars. Ugh, what did Bob do now?
Adam: Why do you always assume it's Bob?
Bree: Uh, because he's a mini version of you.
Adam: You're just jealous because nobody wants to be like you.
Chase: That's the police radio. I'll use my bionic hearing to listen in. (activates bionic hearing)
Dispatcher: Attention, all units. Bank robbers are barricaded in the Game and Grub arcade.
Chase: Oh, no. Spin and Bob must be stuck in there with the four ex-convicts that just robbed the bank.
Adam: Man! I hope they didn't rob Federal Financial. That's where I keep my retirement fund.
...
(in the Mentor's Quarters)
(Donald and Leo are still struggling with the stuck mission suit)
Leo: Suck in your gut.
Donald: I'm sucking, I'm sucking!
Leo: Suck harder!
(they stop struggling with the suit)
Donald: It's not working.
Leo: I know. I'll get your new laser cutters. That'll rip you open. (runs out of the room)
(Leo's phone on the table starts ringing)
Donald: Leo, your phone! (picks up phone and answers it) Hello?
Adam: Hey, it's Adam, Adam Davenport.
Donald: Adam, you don't have to say your last name.
Adam: Uh, you do if you believe in proper phone etiquette. Listen, Leo, you gotta cover for us a little longer. Spin and Bob are trapped with a gang of bank robbers.
Donald: What?! You do realize this is Mr. Davenport, right?
Adam: Uh, I do now. Bye.
(Adam hangs up and Leo walks back in with the laser cutters)
Leo: All right, Big D. Assume the position.
Donald: You have been covering for Adam, Bree, and Chase.
Leo: And you have been letting a kid play with very dangerous tools. Are we good here?
(at the arcade)
(Spin and Bob are hiding in the photo booth)
Bob: We gotta get out of here.
Spin: Okay, here's the plan. You distract them by tossing this near them. (holds up stuffed bear) Then I'll spin us outta here.
Bob: Great idea.
(Bob walks out of the photo booth and tosses the stuffed bear, hitting one of the robbers in the head)
Bob: Wait. Did you say near them or at them?
Robber: Looks like we just found our ticket out of here, fellas. Sorry, kids, but you're not goin' anywhere.
Bob: Oh. Well, in that case, I'll go fire up the grill.
...
(outside the arcade)
Bree: What's going on?
Chase: The police are trying to negotiate with the bank robbers. They have Spin and Bob, and they're using them as leverage to escape.
Adam: Oh, good. At least they're being supervised by adults. (starts to walk away)
Bree: No. (pulls him back)
(inside the arcade)
Bob: Don't worry. I'm sure Adam, Bree, and Chase will be here any minute to rescue us.
Spin: No. You know what? It's up to us. We have to save the day. We're bionic heroes.
Bob: Uh-uh-uh. In training.
Spin: (to the robbers) Okay, freeze. You have exactly five seconds to hand yourselves over to the police, or face the wrath of two bionic heroes.
Bob: In training.
Spin: Would you stop that?
Robber: Enough. I told you two to stay outta the way. Now go play your little superhero game over there.
Spin: Ready, Bob?
Bob: Ready.
(they gear up to fight)
Spin: You said you were ready.
Bob: Oh, I'm ready.
Spin: Then do something.
Bob: If you want me to do something, then say do something, and stop asking me if I'm ready.
(Bob launches duffel bags with his super strength at two of the robbers. Spin uses his rapid gyration ability to tie the other two robbers together. A robber walks behind Spin)
Bob: Spin, watch out!
(Bob shoves the air hockey table using his super strength to pin the robber against the wall)
Bob: Game over.
(Adam, Bree, and Chase run in)
Bree: Guys! Don't worry. We're here to save you.
Spin: Too late. We already took care of it. Criminals have been apprehended by two bionic heroes.
Bob: In training.
Spin: You're killin' me, man.
(scene changes and Chase walks over to them after talking with the cop)
Chase: Guys, what were you thinking? You can't just stay behind because you're having a good time.
Spin: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Back up. We didn't stay here. You left us behind.
Chase: That is not tr-- (grunts) We'll talk about this later. Right now, we need to get back home before Mr. Davenport realizes we're gone.
(Donald walks in wearing a snowsuit with Leo trailing behind)
Donald: Too late.
Leo: Hey, everybody.
Donald: I specifically told you not to take the students off the island, and what did you do?
Chase: Um...
Adam: He doesn't even know. We're in the clear.
Donald: They were stuck here with no idea how to get home. And not to mention, someone could've gotten seriously hurt.
Spin: So maybe tonight didn't go so great, but we had the best time. We played cool games, hung out like real kids, and we learned a ton.
Bob: Yeah, I learned that chipotle mayo is my favorite flavor, and hand sanitizer is not a flavor.
Spin: Plus we finally got to put our bionics to use, and not just for some lame academy training exercise. (Donald looks at him) Which I love as much as your protein bars.
Donald: Okay. I get it. Just next time, don't sneak out to do it. All right? Now go fill the police in on what happened and we'll be out in a second.
(Bob and Spin walk away)
Bree: Well, all's well that ends well, so...
Donald: Oh, no. You are still in trouble.
Bree: (fake crying) I'm sorry. I tried to stop them.
Adam: (fake crying) I did, too.
Donald: Okay, okay, not working.
Chase: Hey, why are you wearing a snowsuit?
Donald: Uh...it...well... It, um...It's funny... I don't justify myself to you!
Bree: Wait a second. Is that...(laughs)
(Bree super speeds around Donald, and removes the snowsuit, revealing Chase's mission suit underneath)
Chase: My mission suit?!
Donald: Pew pew! Pew pew! Force field! Super speed! (jogs around arcade)
...
(in the Mentor's Quarters)
Donald: Okay, guys, I'm off to the mainland.
Chase: Wait. So everything's okay with my suit?
Donald: (hesitantly) Yep. See ya soon.
Chase: And...you cleaned it?
Donald: Good as new. Toodles.
(alarm sounds)
Bree: Wait, that's a mission alert.
Chase: Let's go.
(Adam, Bree, and Chase sprint to their capsules)
Donald: Oh, boy. Good luck with that. (leaves)
(Adam, Bree, and Chase change into their mission suits. Chase's mission suit is revealed to be torn up and ripped)
Chase: (looking down) Ahh!
Adam: Something's different. Did you get a haircut?