This is a Transcript of Episode Prank You Very Much, it's still under construction
Transcript
Leo: Hey, hey! What are you doing? You know you're not supposed to be alone around anything with buttons!
Adam: I'm pranking Chase for April Fools.
Leo: It's November.
Adam: Exactly, April's when people expect to be pranked, but if I do it today, whammo! It's like a baby with a mustache, you don't see it coming.
Leo: So what's the prank?
Adam: Uh, I Chase's capsule so when he steps in, he'd be showered by 50 gallons of expired milk. Oh, 49 gallons, eh, needed something for my cereal.
Leo: Ew, where did you get 50 gallons of expired milk?
Adam: Oh, it doesn't come that way. You have to buy 50 gallons of milk and wait. Oh, here he comes, act cool!
Leo: I don't need to act, it's in my blood, baby.
Bree: Lemme guess! Pranking Chase again?
Adam: No.... yeah...
Bree: Adam, you're so immature.
Adam: Eh, have been called worse.
Bree: All right, well I'm going to bed. Wake me up when I'm old enough to move out.
(Bree gets into her capsule and closes the lid and gets dunked by milk.)
Adam: Oh, Chase's capsule the one in the middle.
(Theme song plays.)
(Leo helps Bree clean up.)
Chase: Read the wrong capsule again, Adam?
Adam: Maybe...
Donald: What happened in here? And why does my lab smell like a locker room in a gym that only cows go to?
Tasha: Ah, honey, who did this to you?
Bree: Who... do you think? (points at Adam)
Adam: Wow... ruining pranks and blaming others. Not making any friends today are you, Bree?
Tasha: Grandma Rose is visiting tomorrow and I want this behaviour to stop. You 3 go get the cleaning supplies. Now.
Bree: I'm so sick of getting caught in their crossfire. Last week, Chase's pranking Adam and I ended up in a pet store window.
(Donald laughs.)
Donald: That was funny. I'm sorry. Look, I will talk to them and lay down the law.
Tasha: Thank you. (leaves.)
Donald: Look, don't tell Tasha I told you this, but the only way you're gonna get them to stop, is to fight fire with fire. You have to prank them, you have to prank them hard.
Bree: Do you really think that'll work?
Donald: Oh definitely. Although I would act fast because I know for a fact that Adam has a barrel full of expired meat that he's dying to use.
(Scene moves to the living room.)
(Janelle and Leo are sitting on the couch and Janelle is watching TV with Leo staring at her.)
Leo: So, Janelle, you know what day it is?
Janelle: No, but please stop the best part of the movie and tell me.
Leo: It's our anniversary! Yeah! (throws confetti) It's been 150 days since you first spoke to me. I believe the words were, "This isn't the men's room."
Janelle: Next thing was, "No seriously, get out."
(Grandma knocks on the door and opens to enter the apartment.)
Rose: Hello?
Leo: Grandma!
Rose: Hey, there's my little boy. (hugs Leo.) Lemme grab that face, lemme just grab. You so cute! (pinches Leo's cheeks.)
Leo: Easy on the face, that's my money. Grandma, this is Janelle. She's kinda the special lady in my life.
Janelle: Slow down, cowboy. It's only been 150 days.
Rose: So... you're a special lady, huh? Well I guess since she's so special, I should probably get to know this... Janelle.
Janelle: I look forward to getting to know you too, Mrs... uh sorry, what should I call you?
Rose: Let's start with Mam and just leave it there. So, Chantal-
Janelle: It's Janelle.
Rose: Whatever.
Leo: You know, Janelle and I were actually in the middle of watching a movie.
Rose: Well, I'm here now. (switches off TV and looks closely at Janelle.) Are you wearing lipstick?
Janelle: It's lip gloss.
Rose: See? Right there, you're looking for trouble. (wipes it off Janelle's lips with tissue.)
Leo: Well, at least she didn't spit on it.
(Rose spits on the tissue and continues to wipe her mouth.)
(Scene moves back to the lab.)
(Bree is busy preparing a prank.)
(Lab door opens and Bree hurries up.)
Bree: Oh, uh, hey guys, what are you up to?
Adam: 62 inches. Oh you don't have to answer, growing's been a lifelong struggle for you.
Chase: Wait a second, whoopie cushion, bucket of icewater, greased floor, nope, nothing suspicious here.
Adam: Seriously, did you think I was born tomorrow?
Bree: Urgh, I hate you guys, but I'm so gonna get you guys back.
Chase: Oh please, by all means, keep trying. Your failure is adorable.
(Chase's phone makes an alarm noise.)
Chase: Uh oh, urgent mission alert! There's a leaked [?] in Denver! Bree, you have the super speed that're ahead of us, it'll be too late.
Bree: On it!
(Bree runs and slips and falls)
Chase: Ha! I set up a fake mission alert! I'd knew you'd fall for it.
Adam: Good one, now stop messing around, we gotta get to Denver!
(Adam runs.)
Chase: Face it, Bree. You'll never outwit the masters.
Donald: So you're trying to prank the boys, and it blew up in your face.
Bree: Isn't that obvious?
Donald: No, I was watching from upstairs. Man, you really ate it.
Bree: Yeah, it's not my nature to be stupid and immature.
Donald: Good thing it's in mine.