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This is a complete transcript of the episode [[Quarantined|Quarantined.]]
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== Transcript[[Category:Season 2]] ==
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'''Donald''': Guys, I need to prep you for a very important mission, and to demonstrate, Leo--
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'''Leo''': Anh-Danh. Mission Specialist Dooley. Will be adding a little more audio-visual “pizzazzle” to the usual snooze-fest. Hey, you want a show? Kick in the dough.
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'''Donald''': Tonight I’m sending you to gather intelligence.
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'''Chase''': Oh, you hear that, Adam? You’d better bring a big basket.
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'''Donald''': Leo. I was satellite-scouting industrial sites when I found this warehouse that I ''think'' is a front for environmental criminals. See these barrels? They’re full of toxic chemicals. They’re expensive to dispose of properly, so they’re probably just gonna dump them into the sea.
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'''Leo''': Which could harm ocean life and obliterate the coastline.
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( Bree laughing )
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'''Bree''': Owen, you are so sweet. Yes, I will “Bree” your valentine. See, he took my name and--
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'''Chase''': Yeah, we got it.
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'''Adam''': Even I got it. I didn’t get it.
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'''Donald''': What is going on?
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'''Adam''': She’s talking to Owen again.
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'''Chase''': He’s an artist, and he claims that Bree is his muse.
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'''Donald''': Well, I for one, am not a-mused.
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''( plays "Wah-wah-wah" tone )''
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'''Donald''': Gimme that! And you, off the phone!
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'''Bree''': Ugh! Fine. Just tell us what you invented, what went wrong, and how long till it blows up.
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'''Donald''': Look, the police cannot bust these guys without evidence, so I need you to sneak in there and gather samples. Show ‘em the barrel. Now, there’s only one safe way to get the samples, and Leo…
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'''Leo''': Ahem.
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'''Donald''': Sorry. 'Mission Specialist Dooley' will demonstrate. First, take the canister and attach it to the spout. Push down and turn 45 degrees…
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( growling with exertion )
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'''Donald''': ...to create an airtight seal. Then pull the handle.
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( Bree laughing )
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'''Bree''': LOL, Owen!
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'''Donald''': Bree!
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'''Bree''': Come on! Why do ''I'' have to pay attention all the time? Strong. Smart. Fast. Let’s just do this already.
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'''Donald''': Bree, how many times have I told you? No texting while super speeding!
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. . .
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'''Adam''': You know, for a shady warehouse, this place has a ''fantastic'' vending machine.
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'''Chase''': Where is Bree? If Mr. Davenport finds out she’s late for a mission, she’s gonna be in big trouble.
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( text indicator beeps )
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'''Adam''': Oh, she just texted me. She’s with Owen. I love this game! I’m… with… Chase.
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'''Chase''': Man. It’s gonna take forever to get these samples without Bree’s help. Now, put your gloves on and grab a canister.
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'''Bree''': Hey, guys. Guess what.
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'''Adam''': You had a collision with a poodle on a tricycle who works at a paint store.
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'''Bree''': No. Owen made this for me. He says the tire tracks represent how we’re all wheels in society’s machine. Okay, whatever. I don’t get it either, but the important thing is that he made it for me.
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'''Chase''': Hey, hey, this is serious. You’re late, and you’re not even in your mission suit.
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'''Adam''': Yeah! How are we supposed to know you’re even on our team?
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'''Bree''': Can we just hurry up? Give me your gloves, stand guard, and get out of my way.
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'''Chase''': Mm. Bossy.
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'''Bree''': “Hey, Bree, what’d you do this weekend?” “Oh, nothing. Just collected smelly chemicals with my stupid brothers. It was super fun.”
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( text indicator beeps )
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'''Bree''': That’s Owen! Aww! He said hi!
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( coughing )
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'''Bree''': There. Done. All right. I’m going back to Owen. He’s gonna go paint a portrait of me.
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'''Adam''': Ooh, really? It’s gonna hurt when he rides his bike all over your face.
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'''Bree''': Later, losers.
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'''Chase''': Bree, don’t run that way or you’ll…
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( Klaxon blares )
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'''Chase''': ...set off the security alarm. Quick! We gotta get outta here! Forget it! Let’s go!
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. . .
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'''Donald''': Wake up! I want a complete debriefing of what went wrong last night without any giggling when I use the word, “debriefing."
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( laughing )
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'''Donald''': Guys, you failed the mission. What happened?
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( Klaxon blares )
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'''Donald''': Get back in your capsule! Get back in! The system is detecting a high level of contamination in Bree’s capsule.
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'''Bree''': What? That’s ridiculous. How could my capsule be…? Ohh.
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'''Chase''': Ohh, what? What is “Ohh”?
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'''Adam''': Duh! “O’s” the second letter in the number 10.
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( snickers )
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'''Donald''': Bree, is it possible you were exposed to something toxic on the mission?
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'''Leo''': Oh, it certainly was. According to this, Bree’s mission suit never left her capsule last night.
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( synthesized voice )'' ''
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''♪ Buh-buh-buh busted! ♪''
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'''Donald''': Why weren’t you wearing your mission suit?
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'''Chase''': Oh, I’ll tell you why. Because she was out with Owen. She showed up late, contaminated herself, and then set off the alarm.
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'''Bree''': And you wonder why no one at school likes you.
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'''Donald''': Until I figure out exactly what you were exposed to, the capsule should counteract the effects of your contamination, but you are quarantined until further notice.
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'''Bree''': Quarantined? But Owen’s having a big art show at school tonight!
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'''Donald''': You are not leaving that capsule until Adam and Chase get back in that warehouse and figure out exactly what you were exposed to.
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'''Adam''': Besides Owen’s bad art?
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'''Chase''': Great. Now that we’ve set off the alarm, getting past security’s gonna be even harder. How are we gonna get in?
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'''Donald''': The same way I’m standing right here, and you can’t see me!
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'''Leo''': How’d you do that?
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'''Adam''': ( gasps ) He’s a witch!
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'''Donald''': It’s my new spatial micro-projection technology.
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'''Adam''': Dude, I know witchcraft, and you’re a witch.
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'''Donald''': No, I’m not! This device scans your environment and uses a matrix of light projections to create a virtual environment you can hide behind! Tah-dah! I invented it as a 3-D modeling engine for space telescopes.
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'''Adam''': Aha! So he’s a space witch! Those are the worst kind.
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. . .
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'''Chase''': Distract the guard for a second so I can scan and project the room’s image.
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'''Adam''': How?
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'''Chase''': I don’t know. Throw something in the trash can to make a noise so he’ll look the other way. Adam, not a chair! Something small! Really?
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'''Adam''': I’m just kidding. About throwing you, not about you being small. Ha!
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( clatter )
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'''Guard''': What’s that? Who’s there? I’ve got pepper spray! Make that breath spray!
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'''Adam''': This is so cool. He can’t even see us.
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( gasping )
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'''Guard''': It ''is'' pepper spray! Aaahhh!
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. . .
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'''Chase''': Foxtrot alpha pickle. Are you receiving audio, Mr. Davenport?
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'''Donald''': Copy that, Pickle. Okay, Bree said the dangerous chemical she was exposed to came from a barrel with a green label on it.
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'''Chase''': Copy that. We’re looking for a green label.
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'''Adam''': Yeah, Bree’s not gonna make it.
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'''Chase''': Wait a second. Bree said she wasn’t wearing her gloves when she got contaminated. I’ve got her fingerprints stored in my database. I’ll use my print recognition app to get a match. Yes! I found it. It’s called neurothroxin. Is that bad?
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'''Donald''': Aaahhh!
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'''Chase''': So, bad, then?
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'''Donald''': It’s ''terrible''! Exposure to neurothroxin interrupts the connection between the brain and the muscles. There is no telling what it’ll do to her bionics.
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'''Chase''': So what do we do?
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'''Donald''': Well, I can synthesize an antidote, but you have to get me a sample, and the effects become permanent after 24 hours, so hurry up!
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'''Chase''': Dude, I think the battery just died.
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'''Adam''': Oh, gimme that. Ohhh! Ohhh! I’m blinded!
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'''Guard''': Freeze! Break-in in warehouse five! Unauthorized scuba divers!
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'''Donald''': Oh, boy.
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'''Chase''': Adam, the guard’s gonna catch us! Hit him with your super strength.
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'''Adam''': But I can’t see!
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'''Chase''': I’ll tell you when to swing. Now!
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'''Adam''': Did I get him?
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'''Chase''': Adam, be careful, the floor is covered in ice.
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'''Adam''': What do I do?
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'''Chase''': Run! The other way!
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. . .
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'''Donald''': Ah, Leo, I need help.
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'''Leo''': I know, but this is not a one-man job. I’m gonna have to bring in a life coach.
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'''Donald''': I have to go rescue Adam and Chase. Keep Bree in her capsule. Don’t let her out, or the effects of her contamination will manifest.
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'''Leo''': Go on your mission, Big D. I got this.
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. . .
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( Klaxon blares )
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'''Leo''': I ''had'' this.
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( Klaxon blares )
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. . .
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'''Bree''': Wow, Owen, so that whole mask is made out of video game controllers?
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'''Owen''': Yep. I call it “Mask Made Of Video Game Controllers.” It’s about fate and how true control is a masquerade. It also scares the heck out of my mom.
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'''Leo''': Bree, we’ve gotta--aaahhh! Hey, I need to talk to Bree. Can you go put your face on pause somewhere?
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'''Owen''': In life, as in art, there is no pause, only moving forward.
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'''Leo''': Can you move forward down the stairs? That’s the guy you snuck out for? Really? You’ve had your fun. Big D needs you to stay in your capsule. Let’s go.
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'''Bree''': Leo, he is overreacting. I am perfectly fine. See? Haven’t had one single side effect.
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( chuckles )
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'''Bree''': That’s-- that’s nothing. See? I am ''trying'' to come off casual so Owen but doesn’t sense how desperate I am.
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'''Leo''': It’s not working.
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'''Bree''': Uh. I’m good. ( chuckles )
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'''All''': Ohh!
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'''Bree''': See? That is performance art. I call it “Falling Uncontrollably Down The Stairs.”
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. . .
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'''Chase''': Can you see anything yet?
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'''Adam''': Nope, but you still sound short.
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'''Guard''': So, who told you that we were dumping chemicals into the ocean tonight?
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'''Chase''': It was only a hunch until you just confirmed it.
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'''Guard''': Oh, did I?
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'''Chase''': Yeah, you did.
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'''Guard''': Oh, did I?
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'''Chase''': Yes, you did.
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'''Guard''': Okay, I guess I did.
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'''Adam''': Ha! That guard’s an idiot.
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'''Chase''': I’m over here.
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'''Adam''': Ohh.
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( device whirring )
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'''Donald''': You there! Release them! They’re coming with me!
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'''Guard''': Who are you?
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'''Donald''': The boss sent me in. They call me… the in-terror-gator!
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( sinister laughter )
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'''Donald''': When I ask questions, I. Get. Answers! All right, you two, you’re coming with me.
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'''Chase''': Not without a fight.
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'''Donald''': Settle down, punk! It’s me, Davenport! Just follow my lead!
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'''Adam''': Oh, that hurts! Hey, I can see! You liar! You’re not Davenport!
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'''Donald''': Hello.
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( gasps )
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'''Adam''': I told you he’s a witch!
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'''Donald''': I’m not a witch! I was wearing a cyber mask!
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'''Guard''': Stop them!
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( gas hissing )
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( all coughing )
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'''Donald''': Why do I even bother with safety briefs?
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'''Adam''': ( laughing ) Underwear!
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'''Chase''': Run!
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. . .
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'''Leo''': Bree, Davenport’s gonna freak out. We have to go.
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'''Bree''': Leo, I can’t even stand up. Everything is numb. Look! Just help me get out of here before it gets "worth." It’s "worth!"
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'''Leo''': What’s happening?
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'''Bree''': ( lisping ) The numbness spread to my tongue! I can’t talk!
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'''Leo''': Finally, a positive side effect.
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'''Bree''': Leo!
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'''Leo''': Let’s get you up. Here we go. Here we go.
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( coughing )
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'''Leo''': Okay. Once we get outside, I’ll upgrade you to a nice shopping cart. How’s that?
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'''Owen''': Bree! There you are. I’m about to unveil the centerpiece of my exhibit. Are you okay?
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'''Leo''': Oh, yeah, yeah. She’s fine. Your art is just so good, she’s getting… emotional.
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'''Bree''': ( lisping ) That’s good, Leo, that’s good.
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'''Owen''': Come on. I’ve been waiting all night to show you this. I wasn’t kidding when I said that you were my muse. You’ve inspired me to create my most deeply meaningful piece yet. I call it “My Most Deeply Meaningful Piece Yet.”
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'''Leo''': Whoa. That’s not totally horrible. What is it?
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'''Owen''': It’s paintball art: two thousand paintballs fired at precise accuracy to create a portrait of your sister. It’s about beauty, inspiring mankind to repurpose the tools of pseudo-violence as art. So, what do you think, Bree? Bree?
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( indistinct, thick-tongued response )
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'''Leo''': She had the same reaction to the Mona Lisa. Well, we have to go.
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'''Bree''': Unh-unh.
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'''Leo''': Uh-huh.
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'''Bree''': ''Unh-unh.''
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'''Leo''': ''Uh-huh!''
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'''Bree''': Mnh-mnh!
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'''Leo''': Uh-huh!
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'''Bree''': Aah!
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( Bree gasping )
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'''Leo''': Yeah, that’s enough, that’s enough. Come on.
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'''Leo''': We’ll take it!
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'''Bree''': Bye, Owen!
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. . .
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'''Leo''': Okay, let’s just get you back in your capsule before we both get in a lot of trouble.
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( comical shriek )
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'''Leo''': Cleanup, aisle Bree.
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'''Donald''': Leo, you were supposed to watch her!
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'''Leo''': Oh, I’m sorry. Somehow the fastest person in the world managed to sneak past me.
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'''Donald''': Let’s hope there’s enough time left for the antidote to work.
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'''Chase''': Bree, are you okay?
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( groans )
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'''Bree''': I feel funny. Funny. Fun-nay. Funny… funny…
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'''Adam''': Oh, just spit it out already!
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'''Bree''': I’m cured!
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'''Donald''': Oh! This is such a relief! It’ll be so much more enjoyable to punish you now that you’re ''healthy''! What were you thinking? You could have put us all in danger!
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'''Bree''': Sorry. I just wanted to be like every other girl and hang out with the boy that I like. What’s the big deal?
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'''Donald''': The big deal is you’re not like every other girl. You’re part of a team, and your decisions affect us all.
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'''Leo''': Yeah. Because of you, I had to go to an art show.
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'''Adam''': Yeah! And I haven’t eaten since 2:30!
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'''Chase''': Also, on a lesser note, we all could have been killed!
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'''Donald''': Look, you can have a social life. Just don’t let it interfere with your bionic life.
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'''Bree''': I get it. From now on when a mission comes up, it gets my full attention.
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'''Donald''': Okay, well, I think we’ve all learned a valuable lesson, so let’s just go get something to eat. Waddya say? All right?
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( groans )
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'''Donald''': Oh. Forgot to mention, might take a little while for the antidote to get to the rest of her body, so everybody grab a limb. One of her limbs, Adam. Thank you.
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. . .
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'''Bree''': And even after all of that, he ''still'' wants to hang out with me!
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'''Chase''': I don’t care!
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'''Donald''': Well, even though you failed your mission, the cops heard the alarms and picked up those eco villains, so the ocean is safe thanks to all of… me, actually.
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'''Chase''': Well, I guess we got lucky.
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'''Bree''': Luck. Skill. I say we just put this whole thing behind us.
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'''Donald''': ( chuckling ) Or-- I could punish you for all the stupid things you did by making you sweep the lab.
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( sinister laugh )
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'''Adam''': Guys, come on! How can you not see he’s a witch![[Category:Season 2 Transcripts]]
 
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This is a complete transcript of the episode Quarantined.

Transcript

Donald: Guys, I need to prep you for a very important mission, and to demonstrate, Leo--

Leo: Anh-Danh. Mission Specialist Dooley. Will be adding a little more audio-visual “pizzazzle” to the usual snooze-fest. Hey, you want a show? Kick in the dough.

Donald: Tonight I’m sending you to gather intelligence.

Chase: Oh, you hear that, Adam? You’d better bring a big basket.

Donald: Leo. I was satellite-scouting industrial sites when I found this warehouse that I think is a front for environmental criminals. See these barrels? They’re full of toxic chemicals. They’re expensive to dispose of properly, so they’re probably just gonna dump them into the sea.

Leo: Which could harm ocean life and obliterate the coastline.

( Bree laughing )

Bree: Owen, you are so sweet. Yes, I will “Bree” your valentine. See, he took my name and--

Chase: Yeah, we got it.

Adam: Even I got it. I didn’t get it.

Donald: What is going on?

Adam: She’s talking to Owen again.

Chase: He’s an artist, and he claims that Bree is his muse.

Donald: Well, I for one, am not a-mused.

( plays "Wah-wah-wah" tone )

Donald: Gimme that! And you, off the phone!

Bree: Ugh! Fine. Just tell us what you invented, what went wrong, and how long till it blows up.

Donald: Look, the police cannot bust these guys without evidence, so I need you to sneak in there and gather samples. Show ‘em the barrel. Now, there’s only one safe way to get the samples, and Leo…

Leo: Ahem.

Donald: Sorry. 'Mission Specialist Dooley' will demonstrate. First, take the canister and attach it to the spout. Push down and turn 45 degrees…

( growling with exertion )

Donald: ...to create an airtight seal. Then pull the handle.

( Bree laughing )

Bree: LOL, Owen!

Donald: Bree!

Bree: Come on! Why do I have to pay attention all the time? Strong. Smart. Fast. Let’s just do this already.

Donald: Bree, how many times have I told you? No texting while super speeding!

. . .

Adam: You know, for a shady warehouse, this place has a fantastic vending machine.

Chase: Where is Bree? If Mr. Davenport finds out she’s late for a mission, she’s gonna be in big trouble.

( text indicator beeps )

Adam: Oh, she just texted me. She’s with Owen. I love this game! I’m… with… Chase.

Chase: Man. It’s gonna take forever to get these samples without Bree’s help. Now, put your gloves on and grab a canister.

Bree: Hey, guys. Guess what.

Adam: You had a collision with a poodle on a tricycle who works at a paint store.

Bree: No. Owen made this for me. He says the tire tracks represent how we’re all wheels in society’s machine. Okay, whatever. I don’t get it either, but the important thing is that he made it for me.

Chase: Hey, hey, this is serious. You’re late, and you’re not even in your mission suit.

Adam: Yeah! How are we supposed to know you’re even on our team?

Bree: Can we just hurry up? Give me your gloves, stand guard, and get out of my way.

Chase: Mm. Bossy.

Bree: “Hey, Bree, what’d you do this weekend?” “Oh, nothing. Just collected smelly chemicals with my stupid brothers. It was super fun.”

( text indicator beeps )

Bree: That’s Owen! Aww! He said hi!

( coughing )

Bree: There. Done. All right. I’m going back to Owen. He’s gonna go paint a portrait of me.

Adam: Ooh, really? It’s gonna hurt when he rides his bike all over your face.

Bree: Later, losers.

Chase: Bree, don’t run that way or you’ll…

( Klaxon blares )

Chase: ...set off the security alarm. Quick! We gotta get outta here! Forget it! Let’s go!

. . .

Donald: Wake up! I want a complete debriefing of what went wrong last night without any giggling when I use the word, “debriefing."

( laughing )

Donald: Guys, you failed the mission. What happened?

( Klaxon blares )

Donald: Get back in your capsule! Get back in! The system is detecting a high level of contamination in Bree’s capsule.

Bree: What? That’s ridiculous. How could my capsule be…? Ohh.

Chase: Ohh, what? What is “Ohh”?

Adam: Duh! “O’s” the second letter in the number 10.

( snickers )

Donald: Bree, is it possible you were exposed to something toxic on the mission?

Leo: Oh, it certainly was. According to this, Bree’s mission suit never left her capsule last night.

( synthesized voice )

♪ Buh-buh-buh busted! ♪

Donald: Why weren’t you wearing your mission suit?

Chase: Oh, I’ll tell you why. Because she was out with Owen. She showed up late, contaminated herself, and then set off the alarm.

Bree: And you wonder why no one at school likes you.

Donald: Until I figure out exactly what you were exposed to, the capsule should counteract the effects of your contamination, but you are quarantined until further notice.

Bree: Quarantined? But Owen’s having a big art show at school tonight!

Donald: You are not leaving that capsule until Adam and Chase get back in that warehouse and figure out exactly what you were exposed to.

Adam: Besides Owen’s bad art?

Chase: Great. Now that we’ve set off the alarm, getting past security’s gonna be even harder. How are we gonna get in?

Donald: The same way I’m standing right here, and you can’t see me!

Leo: How’d you do that?

Adam: ( gasps ) He’s a witch!

Donald: It’s my new spatial micro-projection technology.

Adam: Dude, I know witchcraft, and you’re a witch.

Donald: No, I’m not! This device scans your environment and uses a matrix of light projections to create a virtual environment you can hide behind! Tah-dah! I invented it as a 3-D modeling engine for space telescopes.

Adam: Aha! So he’s a space witch! Those are the worst kind.

. . .

Chase: Distract the guard for a second so I can scan and project the room’s image.

Adam: How?

Chase: I don’t know. Throw something in the trash can to make a noise so he’ll look the other way. Adam, not a chair! Something small! Really?

Adam: I’m just kidding. About throwing you, not about you being small. Ha!

( clatter )

Guard: What’s that? Who’s there? I’ve got pepper spray! Make that breath spray!

Adam: This is so cool. He can’t even see us.

( gasping )

Guard: It is pepper spray! Aaahhh!

. . .

Chase: Foxtrot alpha pickle. Are you receiving audio, Mr. Davenport?

Donald: Copy that, Pickle. Okay, Bree said the dangerous chemical she was exposed to came from a barrel with a green label on it.

Chase: Copy that. We’re looking for a green label.

Adam: Yeah, Bree’s not gonna make it.

Chase: Wait a second. Bree said she wasn’t wearing her gloves when she got contaminated. I’ve got her fingerprints stored in my database. I’ll use my print recognition app to get a match. Yes! I found it. It’s called neurothroxin. Is that bad?

Donald: Aaahhh!

Chase: So, bad, then?

Donald: It’s terrible! Exposure to neurothroxin interrupts the connection between the brain and the muscles. There is no telling what it’ll do to her bionics.

Chase: So what do we do?

Donald: Well, I can synthesize an antidote, but you have to get me a sample, and the effects become permanent after 24 hours, so hurry up!

Chase: Dude, I think the battery just died.

Adam: Oh, gimme that. Ohhh! Ohhh! I’m blinded!

Guard: Freeze! Break-in in warehouse five! Unauthorized scuba divers!

Donald: Oh, boy.

Chase: Adam, the guard’s gonna catch us! Hit him with your super strength.

Adam: But I can’t see!

Chase: I’ll tell you when to swing. Now!

Adam: Did I get him?

Chase: Adam, be careful, the floor is covered in ice.

Adam: What do I do?

Chase: Run! The other way!

. . .

Donald: Ah, Leo, I need help.

Leo: I know, but this is not a one-man job. I’m gonna have to bring in a life coach.

Donald: I have to go rescue Adam and Chase. Keep Bree in her capsule. Don’t let her out, or the effects of her contamination will manifest.

Leo: Go on your mission, Big D. I got this.

. . .

( Klaxon blares )

Leo: I had this.

( Klaxon blares )

. . .

Bree: Wow, Owen, so that whole mask is made out of video game controllers?

Owen: Yep. I call it “Mask Made Of Video Game Controllers.” It’s about fate and how true control is a masquerade. It also scares the heck out of my mom.

Leo: Bree, we’ve gotta--aaahhh! Hey, I need to talk to Bree. Can you go put your face on pause somewhere?

Owen: In life, as in art, there is no pause, only moving forward.

Leo: Can you move forward down the stairs? That’s the guy you snuck out for? Really? You’ve had your fun. Big D needs you to stay in your capsule. Let’s go.

Bree: Leo, he is overreacting. I am perfectly fine. See? Haven’t had one single side effect.

( chuckles )

Bree: That’s-- that’s nothing. See? I am trying to come off casual so Owen but doesn’t sense how desperate I am.

Leo: It’s not working.

Bree: Uh. I’m good. ( chuckles )

All: Ohh!

Bree: See? That is performance art. I call it “Falling Uncontrollably Down The Stairs.”

. . .

Chase: Can you see anything yet?

Adam: Nope, but you still sound short.

Guard: So, who told you that we were dumping chemicals into the ocean tonight?

Chase: It was only a hunch until you just confirmed it.

Guard: Oh, did I?

Chase: Yeah, you did.

Guard: Oh, did I?

Chase: Yes, you did.

Guard: Okay, I guess I did.

Adam: Ha! That guard’s an idiot.

Chase: I’m over here.

Adam: Ohh.

( device whirring )

Donald: You there! Release them! They’re coming with me!

Guard: Who are you?

Donald: The boss sent me in. They call me… the in-terror-gator!

( sinister laughter )

Donald: When I ask questions, I. Get. Answers! All right, you two, you’re coming with me.

Chase: Not without a fight.

Donald: Settle down, punk! It’s me, Davenport! Just follow my lead!

Adam: Oh, that hurts! Hey, I can see! You liar! You’re not Davenport!

Donald: Hello.

( gasps )

Adam: I told you he’s a witch!

Donald: I’m not a witch! I was wearing a cyber mask!

Guard: Stop them!

( gas hissing )

( all coughing )

Donald: Why do I even bother with safety briefs?

Adam: ( laughing ) Underwear!

Chase: Run!

. . .

Leo: Bree, Davenport’s gonna freak out. We have to go.

Bree: Leo, I can’t even stand up. Everything is numb. Look! Just help me get out of here before it gets "worth." It’s "worth!"

Leo: What’s happening?

Bree: ( lisping ) The numbness spread to my tongue! I can’t talk!

Leo: Finally, a positive side effect.

Bree: Leo!

Leo: Let’s get you up. Here we go. Here we go.

( coughing )

Leo: Okay. Once we get outside, I’ll upgrade you to a nice shopping cart. How’s that?

Owen: Bree! There you are. I’m about to unveil the centerpiece of my exhibit. Are you okay?

Leo: Oh, yeah, yeah. She’s fine. Your art is just so good, she’s getting… emotional.

Bree: ( lisping ) That’s good, Leo, that’s good.

Owen: Come on. I’ve been waiting all night to show you this. I wasn’t kidding when I said that you were my muse. You’ve inspired me to create my most deeply meaningful piece yet. I call it “My Most Deeply Meaningful Piece Yet.”

Leo: Whoa. That’s not totally horrible. What is it?

Owen: It’s paintball art: two thousand paintballs fired at precise accuracy to create a portrait of your sister. It’s about beauty, inspiring mankind to repurpose the tools of pseudo-violence as art. So, what do you think, Bree? Bree?

( indistinct, thick-tongued response )

Leo: She had the same reaction to the Mona Lisa. Well, we have to go.

Bree: Unh-unh.

Leo: Uh-huh.

Bree: Unh-unh.

Leo: Uh-huh!

Bree: Mnh-mnh!

Leo: Uh-huh!

Bree: Aah!

( Bree gasping )

Leo: Yeah, that’s enough, that’s enough. Come on.

Leo: We’ll take it!

Bree: Bye, Owen!

. . .

Leo: Okay, let’s just get you back in your capsule before we both get in a lot of trouble.

( comical shriek )

Leo: Cleanup, aisle Bree.

Donald: Leo, you were supposed to watch her!

Leo: Oh, I’m sorry. Somehow the fastest person in the world managed to sneak past me.

Donald: Let’s hope there’s enough time left for the antidote to work.

Chase: Bree, are you okay?

( groans )

Bree: I feel funny. Funny. Fun-nay. Funny… funny…

Adam: Oh, just spit it out already!

Bree: I’m cured!

Donald: Oh! This is such a relief! It’ll be so much more enjoyable to punish you now that you’re healthy! What were you thinking? You could have put us all in danger!

Bree: Sorry. I just wanted to be like every other girl and hang out with the boy that I like. What’s the big deal?

Donald: The big deal is you’re not like every other girl. You’re part of a team, and your decisions affect us all.

Leo: Yeah. Because of you, I had to go to an art show.

Adam: Yeah! And I haven’t eaten since 2:30!

Chase: Also, on a lesser note, we all could have been killed!

Donald: Look, you can have a social life. Just don’t let it interfere with your bionic life.

Bree: I get it. From now on when a mission comes up, it gets my full attention.

Donald: Okay, well, I think we’ve all learned a valuable lesson, so let’s just go get something to eat. Waddya say? All right?

( groans )

Donald: Oh. Forgot to mention, might take a little while for the antidote to get to the rest of her body, so everybody grab a limb. One of her limbs, Adam. Thank you.

. . .

Bree: And even after all of that, he still wants to hang out with me!

Chase: I don’t care!

Donald: Well, even though you failed your mission, the cops heard the alarms and picked up those eco villains, so the ocean is safe thanks to all of… me, actually.

Chase: Well, I guess we got lucky.

Bree: Luck. Skill. I say we just put this whole thing behind us.

Donald: ( chuckling ) Or-- I could punish you for all the stupid things you did by making you sweep the lab.

( sinister laugh )

Adam: Guys, come on! How can you not see he’s a witch!