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Transcript

Bree: Okay, heads up, stay away from Principal Perry.

Leo: Trust me, that's the first thing I tell myself every morning when I wake up.

Adam: Really? The first thing I tell myself is that shaving cream only looks like food.

Perry: What's the matter Flo, nervous? You should be one more mess up and I'll take you out. What are you looking at?

Leo: You keep me asking that question and I'm still not sure I can give you a honest answer.

Perry: Mind your own business, if I wanted to be stared all day I'd still be a catalog model for Bert's Chainsaws.

Bree: Adam, what are you doing? Why do you keep making faces like you're taking a selfie?

Adam: 'Cuz that girl, Sabrina, has been checking me out. Ooh there she comes. Hey Sabrina, couldn't help but I noticed your staring at me from across the room.

Sabrina: Actually I was looking at Chase.

Adam: Sense of humor, I like it!

Sabrina: Chase, I wanted to talk to you about that chemistry project.

Chase: Sure, I'll do it for you, just give me your email and I'll send it to you when I'm done.

Sabrina: Umm no, I wanted to do the project with you. I need a partner, and I was hoping you would team up with me.

Bree: Chase, this is when you speak.

Chase: Umm yeah, that sounds great. Meet at my house after school?

Sabrina: Okay, see you after school.

Chase: Wow, that was awesome! No one has ever asked me to partner with them, especially a girl!

Leo: What'd you do that for?

Adam: A girl likes Chase over me, that has to be a nightmare.

(Theme Song)

(Chase & Sabrina look at their molecule)

Sabrina: It's beautiful. And it only took us 4 hours to finish it!

Chase: Actually it was 3 hours 47 minutes, or 13620 seconds.

(Sabrina nods)

Chase: 4 hours is good. So I'll see you tomorrow at school.

Sabrina: Well, yeah, but I don't have to go home right away.

Chase: Oh, you wanna do Thursday's homework too!

Sabrina: No! I was hoping we could just... hang out.

Chase: Hang out, yes, right! I... I keep forgetting you actually like me! (laughs) I'll get us some snacks.

(Chase walks to the kitchen, Adam shows up there)

Chase: Hey! Guess what? Sabrina's not just using me for help in school.She actually wants to hang out with me. Not you! Me! Me, me, me, me, me! Me!

Adam: (innocent) Hey, good for you! And with all your experience with girls, you'll know just what to talk about.

Chase: (pouring chips in a bowl) Yes, I will! (very long silence. Chase's face becomes concerned) Wait... What do I talk about?

Adam: I'm  sure you'll figure it out. I'd help, but, she likes you, not me. You! You, you, you. You. (walks to Sabrina, Chase follows him) Hey Sabrina, I just wanna apologize to both of you for my inappropriate, yet hilarious comments earlier. I'm actually glad the two of you are hitting it off.

Sabrina: Thanks!

Adam: No, you might even be Chase's first kiss! (goes to other side of couch)

Sabrina: (surprised) First kiss?

(Commando App deactivated)

Chase: The molecule... What happened in here? Where's Sabrina? Oh no. Did Spike show up?

Adam: So you don't remember anything? Not even throwing me across the room?

Chase: No.

Adam: Good, because it never happened.

Chase: Wait! You activated my Commando App on purpose, didn't you?

Adam: Of course I did! Look who you're talking to.

Chase: Sabrina was the first girl who's showed ever interest in me, and you ruined it. Thanks a lot.