This is a complete transcript of the episode Lab Rats vs. Mighty Med.
Transcript[]
Part 1[]
(in the Mentor's Quarters)
(Adam, Bree, and Leo are sleeping when Chase runs in)
Chase: AAAAAAAH!!! Guys, wake up! We did it! we did it! we did it!
Leo: We were sleeping! We were sleeping! We were sleeping!
Bree: Chase, it is 5:30 in the morning. What's going on?
Chase: It took 5 years, but Mr. Davenport and I finally cracked it! We created a new technology that's gonna revolutionize the way that the world gets its energy. Aaaaah!
Adam: Did he just wake us up to talk about science?
Bree: I don't care where you hit him, just make it hurt.
Chase: Come on!
...
(in a new room, with the transponder)
Donald: Ooooh, you are so beautiful. Ooooh, yes you are. I love you. I love you. I love you. I...
Bree: Were you just talking to a glass cube?
Donald: No, I was talking to my reflection in a glass cube.
Chase: Here she is, the Davenchase energy transponder.
Adam: That little thing is what you guys have been working on the past 5 years? (Chase nods) Your genius is fading, young Chase!
Leo: Yeah, if you think that's impressive, I've got a log cabin made of popsicle sticks that will blow your mind!
Bree: So, uh, what does it do?
Chase: It's kind of like Leo's transference ability. It wirelessly harnesses energy from sources around it, then stores it, so it's the ultimate power source.
Adam: Oh cool, I've been looking for a new phone charger. Crack her open and juice me up.
Donald: It's not a phone charger, Adam, it's a billion dollar piece of technology. This little device packs enough punch to power an entire skyscraper.
Adam: So what'll that get me, like, 15 hours of talk time?
Donald: Right now, this is just a one-of-a-kind prototype but soon, the entire world will run on my technology.
Chase: Uh, I think you mean our technology.
Donald: Yeah, my technology. Here let me show you how it works. For security reasons we're keeping it in this impenetrable cube that can only be opened with my retina scan.
Leo: Eye am impressed. (chuckling) Get it. 'Cause he has to use his eye to open the thing.
(Donald sets the transponder on a lower table, cooing over it)
Chase: Careful, careful. Isn't it amazing?
Bree: It's not doing anything--
Chase: It's harvesting energy!
Adam: Ah sorry, but all I see is a phone charger. Does it come with a cute little carrying case?
Chase: Okay, Adam, still think it's a phone charger? Go ahead, put your phone on there.
Adam: Thank you. Don't mind if I do (phone blasts off the transponder).
Chase: You still think it's a phone charger?
Adam: Nope. I'm just glad I tried it on your phone instead of mine.
(Theme song plays)
...
(in the training area)
Leo: All right, guys, millions of people are online waiting for the global webcast to start.
Donald: Oh, this is exciting, how do we look?
Leo: Like a couple of Hitman from the minivan mob.
Chase: Hey wait, what about the sign?
Donald: Oh, right. (displays sign)
Chase: Are you kidding me?!
Donald: I know. Your name was supposed to be much smaller.
Chase: Great. So once again, it's all about you.
Donald: Chase, relax, I have no problem sharing the spotlight.
Leo: Guys, we're on in three, two...
Donald: You're in my light. You're in my light.
...
(in the common area)
Adam: (pushing laundry cart) Ugh, how come I always get stuck on laundry duty?
Bree: You volunteered, remember? So you could play your little "guess the stain" game.
Adam: Oh, yeah. Ooh this is a good one. (sniffs shirt) Ah. Grape jelly and tuna. Healthy. Must be Bob's.
Bree: Hey, come on. Let's go get ready for training.
Adam: Wait a minute, I'm not done. (sniffs another shirt) Ugh! That smells horrible. But how does it taste?
Bree: Adam!!
(Bree drags Adam out of the room and Kaz and Oliver appear using a wormhole transporter)
Oliver: Uh, Kaz, where are we? You told me we were going to a comic book festival in Amsterdam.
Kaz: Have you ever been to Amsterdam?
Oliver: No.
Kaz: Welcome to Amsterdam. Look man, I heard about this Bionic Academy and I had to check it out.
Oliver: Bionic Academy?
Kaz: Yeah. This guy Donald Davenport created it. And there's like a hundred kids with all different abilities that train here. They're like high-tech warriors.
Oliver: Great, 'cause that's the place you want to break into.
Kaz: Come on, man. This could be the key to me finally getting powers. All we have to do is borrow whatever device installs bionics. No one will ever know.
Oliver: If you keep this up, I'm gonna stop worm holing with you.
Kaz: Quit worrying. I got us covered.
(scene changes to Oliver and Kaz inspecting the shirts they put on from the laundry cart)
Oliver: Oh. Guess this academy doesn't train kids to put on deodorant.
Kaz: Ooh. Grape jelly and tuna. Fancy! (chuckles)
...
(in the Mentor's Quarters)
Donald: That presentation went great.
Chase: I didn't even get to talk!
Donald: Like I said, it went great.
Chase: Let's just get started on finding a company to mass-produce the transponders.
Donald: I already did it.
Chase: What?
Donald: Yeah. Soon as the presentation was over, I made one phone call, deal was done.
Chase: Why didn't you consult me?
Donald: Because if I consulted you, then I would have to listen to your opinions.
Chase: Well, did you at least go with a company that's environmentally conscious?
Donald: I considered that, and many, many other factors, and in the end, I went with the guy who paid the most. Ka-ching!
...
(in the training area)
Kaz: Man, I don't get it. These bionics have got to be around here somewhere.
Oliver: Okay, let's say you do get the bionics. What are you going to do with all that power?
Kaz: That is between me and the rest of the weird bionic people.
(Adam enters the training room with some students)
Adam: Hey! What are you two doing here? You're supposed to be training. Get with the other students. All right, fall in.
Oliver: Uh, yes, we will...get with the other students because we are students...of the island.
Kaz: Smooth.
Adam: All right, for today's combat exercise, you'll be pairing up and fighting each other using your bionics. Any questions? And I hope not, because I can pretty much guarantee I don't know the answer.
Oliver: Uh, can we practice fighting without bionics, and also without fighting?
Adam: I would say yes, but I'm afraid no one would get hurt. (to Oliver) Now, let's see if we can find an even match to pair with you. A-ha. There we go. (stops in front of one of the girls)
Oliver: This shouldn't be too bad. (the bionic girl shoots fire from her hands) Aaaah!! (jumps in Kaz's arms) If it's okay, I actually have a partner. And if it's not okay, can he be her partner?
...
(in the common area)
(man arrives on the hydraloop)
Chase: Uh, excuse me. This is a restricted area. Can I help you?
The Incapacitator: I'm looking for Mr. Davenport. I represent a group of buyers and we'd like to make an offer for his energy transponder.
Chase: He's not here. And you're too late. He already made a deal.
The Incapacitator: Wait. I saw you standing behind him on the webcast. Aren't you the other guy that created the transponder?
Chase: Well, I don't mean to brag, but yes, I am Chase. The most brilliant man in the world.
The Incapacitator: Well, if you don't mind me asking, who did he make the deal with?
Chase: I couldn't tell you. I was left out of the negotiations. I don't know if you noticed, but my father's a bit of an ego-maniac.
The Incapacitator: I did notice that, lowercase Chase. Well, I guess I'm wasting my time, kid. I'm used to dealing with the people who make the decisions.
Chase: Wait. I had just as much to do with the transponder as he did. And the prototype is still here.
The Incapacitator: I'll double whatever offer you have.
Chase: I don't care about the money. I just want the transponders produced in an environmentally friendly way.
The Incapacitator: Of course. That's our motto. Nature first...everything else second. So do we have a deal?
Chase: You know what? Yes. Yes, we do. And my dad is going to kill me.
(in the transponder room)
Chase: There it is.
The Incapacitator: Wow. It's beautiful.
Chase: Yeah, I know. Who needs a girlfriend when you got gadgets? (laughs) I-I mean, it's very shiny. Um, by the way, I never caught your name.
The Incapacitator: How rude of me. It's... (blasts Chase to the floor) The Incapacitator! (steals the transponder)
...
(In the training area)
Adam: Mm. Great work, you two. When both students are completely passed out, I know I've done my job. All right, you guys are up next. What are your names again?
Kaz: Francois Bouchon de la Guerra. But you can call me Frank.
Adam: And, uh, you are?
Oliver: Frank.
Adam: All right, everybody. It's Frank on Frank. Let's see what they got.
Oliver: What do we do?
Kaz: Follow my lead. Ahem
(Kaz touches his temples and starts screaming)
Oliver: Aaah! Make it stop! Make it stop!
Adam: What are you doing to him?
Kaz: I can attack other people's brains with my brain.
Adam: That's not a real ability.
Kaz: Yes, it is!
Adam: Okay, you convinced me. Frank! What are you doing? Fight back! What's your ability?
Oliver: I... have the same ability!
Kaz: Seriously?
(Oliver and Kaz both start screaming and fall to the floor. Bree comes running in)
Bree: Adam! Chase was just attacked in the transponder room. Come on!
Adam: Guys, I gotta run. Frank, you're in charge. Frank, keep an eye on Frank!
...
(in the transponder room)
Bree: Chase!
Donald: What happened?
Chase: I was showing the transponder to a potential buyer.
Donald: You brought a complete stranger in here?
Chase: The guy blasted me with some kind of energy force.
Donald: Where's the transponder?
Leo: He must've taken it.
Donald: Great. Chase, what were you thinking?!
Chase: Oh, I don't know! Maybe that you made a deal without me, so I was going to make a better deal without you!
Adam: Well, if your deal was to get knocked out and robbed, you did a bang-up job.
Leo: We need to find the guy who did this.
Chase: It wasn't just some guy. That energy blast wasn't human.
Adam: Okay, then what was he? Bionic? An android? (gasps) What if he's an evil spirit from a galaxy far away?! We're no match for a space ghost!
Bree: So we don't know who we're dealing with, or what he's capable of.
Donald: I'll contact the authorities. Get in your mission suits. This guy could still be on the island. Until further notice, everyone's on high alert.
...
(in the common area)
Adam: Hey, Franks.
Kaz: Howdy, teach. Oh, hey, I've been meaning to ask you. I know I have all the bionics, but if I wanted more of the bionics, where would I go for that?
Oliver: Yeah, is there, like, a room or a cubby, maybe a bionic vending machine?
Adam: I wish, but no one will listen to me.
(Bree, Chase, and Leo walk in)
Chase: Adam, who are they?
Adam: Oh, these are our new students, Frank and um.. (laughs) I forgot the other guy's name.
Bree: We don't have any new students.
Adam: We don't? Wait a minute. (sniffs Kaz's shirt and gasps) Aha! I should have known. That's Bob's jelly tuna shirt.
Oliver: Look, I can explain everything, but Frank, you'd probably do a better job, so...
Leo: Who are you guys?
Chase: They're intruders!
Bree: Too bad. This one's kinda cute. As far as intruders go.
Chase: I bet they're with the guy who stole the transponder. (walks menacingly towards Kaz and Oliver) Where is he? Where is the transponder?
Oliver: Transponder? No, no, no, no. Kaz was just trying to--
Adam: Get them!
Tecton: (offscreen) Get away from them.
(Tecton, Gamma Girl, and Gray Granite are revealed to be across the room)
Kaz: Tecton!
Oliver: Gray Granite, Gamma Girl!
Adam: Guys, a surprise costume party? It's not even my birthday!
Bree: What's going on?
Chase: I don't know.
Oliver: What are you guys doing here?
Tecton: We've been tracking the Incapacitator. His infrared energy trail led us here.
Leo: (laughs) Look Superboy, I don't know what movie theater your mom thought she was dropping you off at, but you're in the wrong place. (absorbs energy from a nearby console)
Tecton: He's got energy transference. Just like the Incapacitator. (blasts the team with wall of energy)
Adam: Oh, yeah? Two can play that game. (uses his blast wave)
Kaz: Yeah, he definitely did not get that out of a vending machine.
...
(in the Mentor's Quarters)
Donald: (on the phone) I don't know who this guy is, but he's a major threat. Just have everyone at the FBI be on lookout. (turns around and sees the Incapacitator) You're the guy who attacked Chase.
The Incapacitator: They call me the Incapacitator.
Donald: Really? Is that, like, on your driver's license and everything? What do you want with my transponder?
The Incapacitator: Right now, I can touch any power source and transfer the energy into my body. The problem is, that energy runs out.
Donald: Well, have you tried juices? I mean, there's this great kiwi-kale blend, or seaweed and berries. Pineapple-mint...(the Incapacitator lifts him up by his shirt) Okay.
The Incapacitator: (drops him) Since you've created a way for me to obtain energy wirelessly, I can continuously absorb it from everything around me and never have to recharge.
Donald: Well, thanks for explaining how my own technology works. What do you think you're going to do with it?
The Incapacitator: I'm going to drain the entire planet of all its energy and become the most powerful being in the world. Open this case. Now.
Donald: Never. That's an impenetrable polymer, and the only way into that case is using my retina scan. (the Incapacitator smiles at him) I mean, there is no way to get in that case. I don't suppose you're going to give me a running head start, are you?
...
(in the common area)
(Adam starts to fight Tecton, Bree fights Gamma Girl and Chase fights Gray Granite. Chase is knocked into the next room by Gray Granite)
Leo: Hey, Crater Face! This one's for you!
(Leo throws a laser sphere, but Gray Granite absorbs it and sends Leo flying across the room)
Oliver: Did you see that?
Kaz: Yeah. You won't see that in Amsterdam. (laughs) Oh, no, okay. (sighs) I left the wormhole transporter in my pants.
Oliver: Okay, I'll come with you, but please, don't ever say that again. (Kaz and Oliver run out of the room)
(Gamma Girl and Bree fight, and Bree ends up on the floor, defenseless)
Bree: Adam! A little help?!
(Adam uses his heat vision to block Gamma Girl's shot. Adam fights Tecton again, sending him flying, and Bree kicks Gamma Girl down. Gray Granite almost hits Adam, but Leo quickly takes his stick)
Leo: Let's see how tough you are without your little stick.
(Gray Granite raises his hand and the stick flies back to him)
Leo: All right. That's pretty tough.
(Gray Granite crumbles as Chase leaps from the other room and hits Adam, sending them both crashing to the ground)
Chase: ...Okay...
(the monitor turns on, showing Donald)
Donald: Guys, help!
(everyone gets up)
Leo: Big D!
Donald: Get up here, quick!
Tecton: Who's that?
Bree: Our father!
(the Incapacitator shows up behind Donald)
Adam: Who's that?
Chase: That's the guy who stole the transponder.
Tecton: That's the Incapacitator. Wait, you guys don't work for him?
Chase: No.
Adam: Well, I am looking for a weekend gig. Is he hiring?
Kaz: The Incapacitator is a villain. That's who these guys came to take down. Oh, right, bionic heroes, superheroes. Superheroes, bionic heroes. I probably should have done that before the battle but I'm so glad I didn't.
Leo: Wait. So you guys are real superheroes? (excited yelling) Like the ones in the comic books? And on my lunch box? Which I no longer use.
Adam: (to Tecton) Bro, that is so cool. It must be an honor for you to meet me.
Oliver: Uh, just so you know, I totally would've helped you if I could have.
Bree: It's okay. You're still cute.
Oliver: Who, me?
Bree: Yes, you. Your little red shirt, it's adorable--
Chase: Let's go, lover girl! We have to go help Mr. Davenport.
...
(In the Mentors Quarters)
(the Incapacitor continues to attack Donald, and uses a device to scan Donald's eye)
Donald: No! What are you doing?
The Incapacitator: Making my own retina scan.
(makes copy of Donald's retina and opens transponder box.)
Donald: (holding eye in pain) You'll never get away with this.
(all of them run in)
Tecton: Don't move, Incapacitator!
Donald: Who are they?
Leo: They're superheroes! (excitedly) Aah!
The Incapacitator: You're too late, Tecton. I already have what I need to make you and the entire world bow down at my feet!
Tecton: Take him down!
(the Incapacitator forms a green ball of energy, and lifts the super heroes up and throws them out the roof)
Chase: That's it, I got us into this mess. I'm gonna get us out. (forms laser bo)
Donald: No, Chase, he's too powerful!
(Chase hits the Incapacitator with his laser bo, but is blasted onto the floor)
Bree: Chase!
The Incapacitator: With this transponder, my energy will continue to grow. I've already taken down one of your so-called bionic heroes. Just imagine what I'm going to do to the rest of the world. (laughs and runs away)
Donald: He's still alive, but he's fading.
Leo: What do we to do?
Donald: I don't know. He's fried Chase's entire bionic infrastructure. I don't think I have the equipment here to save him.
Oliver: Don't worry. We can.
Donald: What?
Kaz: I'm Kaz and this is Oliver. We work at a place called Mighty Med. It's a hospital for superheroes. We deal with this stuff all the time. We can save him.
Leo: Big D, we barely know them. Are you really considering this?
Oliver: Trust me, we save heroes' lives everyday. I promise you. He'll be fine.
Bree: Mr. Davenport, what do we do?
Donald: Go. I'm not going to risk his life. I'll stay here and get the word out about the Incapacitator.
Adam: Okay, how are we gonna get him there?
Kaz: Through a wormhole.
Adam: I know we're friends, but is now really the time to make fun of Chase's size?
Donald: I don't care what you have to do. Save my son.
...
(in the training area; scene exclusive to Part 1 of split version)
Donald: (addressing the students) I know you're all upset at what happened here today. But I want you to know that everything's okay. The patch is only temporary. I'm still beautiful. Unfortunately, Chase was seriously injured. Adam, Bree, and Leo took him to a facility where he can get the care he needs. There's no guarantee, but it's the best shot he has. For now, all we can do is...hope Chase pulls through.
Part 2[]
(at Mighty Med hospital)
Oliver: Welcome to Mighty Med, the world's best superhero hospital.
Leo: First I get to travel through a wormhole, and now, I'm in a superhero hospital? This is the best day ever!
Bree: If you don't count the part where our brother got blasted and is about to die.
Leo: Wow. You really know how to ruin a guy's day.
Oliver: Here. Put him over here.
(Adam sets Chase on a cot)
Kaz: Horace, Chase was blasted by the Incapacitator. He needs immediate medical attention!
Horace: Oh no, not Chase. This is terrible! Who's Chase?
Oliver: Him. (raises Chase's arm)
Horace: Nice to meet you. (Chase doesn't respond) He's not very friendly, is he? So, what type of superhero is Chase, other than an impolite one?
Bree: No, no, he's not a superhero. He's a human with a bionic chip that gives him super-abilities.
Adam: Except for the ability to say hello. Chase, you're embarrassing us!
(Skylar walks up to them)
Skylar: What's going on? Who are these people?
Kaz: I'll explain later, but the short version is (pointing to each of them) bionic arm, super strength, super fast, and super unconscious.
Leo: Can you help him?
Horace: Don't worry. I have everything under control. Chase will be perfectly fine. Kaz, Oliver come with me. (they walk to the other side of the room) I have a conference to attend but I'll brief you on what to do next.
Oliver: Horace, I'm so relieved you know how to cure Chase.
Horace: Ah, me too. But there is one minor issue. I don't know how to cure Chase.
Oliver: What?!
Horace: I'm sorry, but I've never seen biotechnology like that before.
Kaz: Then why'd you say you could cure him?
Horace: It's so much easier than telling people you can't cure them. (to a random patient) Good news, I can cure you! (mouthing) No.
(Theme song plays)
Kaz: This is bad. We insisted we bring Chase here, we promised he'd be fine.
Oliver: Okay, if Horace can't cure him, we'll just have to figure out a way to do it ourselves. In the meantime, just pretend everything's fine. Act confident.
(Oliver and Kaz walk back over to Adam, Bree, Chase, and Leo with their chests puffed out)
Leo: Wow. These guys seem really confident.
Adam: Thank you for bringing us here and finding a cure for Chase. I have to admit, I had my doubts.
Bree: Well, I never doubted Oliver for second. He has such a trustworthy face. Just look at it.
Oliver: (wrinkles his face) This orange is really sour.
Bree: Awwww. Look, at his weird, cute, twisted face.
Skylar: Uh, what's with that?
Kaz: Oh, she has a crush on Oliver. I'll explain later....although there really is no logical explanation.
Leo: Listen, we need to stop the Incapacitator. How long until Chase is good to go?
Kaz: Ah... you know, uh, I really wouldn't wait around for Chase.
Oliver: Yeah, I think some of us should focus on stopping the Incapacitator, and some of us should stay here with Chase, who will be fine. I'm fully confident. (puffs out chest)
Leo: Well, you do look confident, so okay.
Bree: All right, Leo, you and Kaz stay behind with Chase, and I'll go with Oliver, because he is cute.
Oliver: So are you. (laughs)
Skylar: (popping up in between them) I'll come too
Kaz: Okay. Skylar will go with you guys, and Adam will stay with us.
Adam: Ah, cool. What's this thing do? (picks up hammer)
Oliver: Oh, that's a reflex hammer.
Adam: Oh.
(Adam throws the hammer behind him and hits the lizard guy, who falls on the floor)
Adam: Wow, he's got great reflexes.
Kaz: Okay, new plan. Adam's on your team.
...
(at Chase's bed)
Leo: So, aren't you going to do something to help Chase?
Kaz: Yeah, um, I just have to give him a urine test. Chase...you're in what hospital right now? (Chase is still unconscious and doesn't respond) He's failed his urine test.
Leo: You have no idea, what you're doing, do you?
Kaz: Before I answer that question, do you have any bionic ability to tell when someone's lying?
Leo: No?
Kaz: Then I know exactly what I'm doing.
Leo: You're lying!
Kaz: So you do have a bionic lie-detecting ability.
Leo: No! I'm just not stupid. Chase needs help now. But the only person smart enough to figure out how to cure Chase is Chase.
Kaz: Hold on a second. You just gave me an idea.
(scene changes to Kaz wheeling over a machine)
Kaz: This is a neuro physiolomogra...physiologr...it's a brain-switching machine. We also use it to slice deli meat.
Leo: You're going to transfer Chase's brain into yours, cure Chase, then make a sandwich? 'Cause I'm starving.
Kaz: No, I'm not taking his entire brain. Just his coj-nitive...conga-nit...his smarty bits.
(Kaz presses a button, and energy flows between him and Chase, switching their intelligence)
Leo: Did it work?
Kaz: The only way to know conclusively would have been if we measured my baseline intelligence level before the transfer. But, based on my use of the phrase "baseline intelligence level", yeah, I'd say it worked.
Leo: So now you can cure Chase.
Kaz: Yes, but more importantly. Turkey or roast beef?
Leo: Dude! Obviously, roast beef.
...
(in the rec room)
Oliver: Okay, okay, I think, I figured out how to find out where the Incapacitator is.
Adam: Me, too. We just have to dress him up in these red and white stripes and glasses, and tell him to go to a crowded beach.
Oliver: Okay, while you're doing that, I'll go find Ambrose, our comic book artist. His visions allow him to see superheroes and villains and draw their location. He even sees him when they're sleeping. He's like Santa, except creepier and less jolly.
Skylar: Okay, in the meantime, I'll recruit some superheroes to help us out.
Bree: Thanks, but that's not really necessary. Adam and I are here.
Skylar: Yes, I know but technically, you're not superheroes. You're more like super impressive appliances. Anyway, we can get the Crusher. He's the strongest man in the universe. Show 'em, Crusher.
(the Crusher starts doing weight lifts with a barbell, struggling slightly)
Bree: Not bad, but Adam is easily as strong as that. Show 'em, Adam.
(Adam picks up the barbell with one hand easily and tosses it backwards, hitting the Crusher)
Bree: Well, guess the Crusher's not coming.
Adam: Hey, dude, you're using those weights wrong.
...
(at Chase's bed)
Leo: Have you figured out the problem?
Kaz: Yes. This sandwich needs more mayonnaise. Also, it seems that Chase's chip was destabilized by an excess of negative ionization. But, we should be able to cure him with positive electrostatic pulse. Okay, stand back.
(Kaz shocks Chase awake)
Leo: You did it. It worked! This sandwich is much better with mayonnaise! Oh, and Chase is cured.
Chase: (with a disposable glove on his head) Check me out, I'm a rooster! (takes off glove) What is wrong with me?
Leo: You were badly injured, so we had to temporarily switch your intelligence with Kaz's so that he could figure out how to cure you.
Chase: I have Kaz's intelligence? But I don't want to be...what's the word? (grabs the front of Leo's shirt) I can't think of the word! My thinking place hurts! (his watch starts beeping)
Leo: What's happening?
(Kaz leads Leo away from Chase)
Kaz: Chase's injury has created a hardware virus in his chip. It's causing the chip to generate protonic energy. He's stable for now, but if his blood pressure gets too high, he'll explode.
Leo: We cannot let him know that, or his blood pressure will skyrocket. We need to keep him calm.
(an emergency alarm goes off and Chase starts yelling)
Chase: Is that an alarm?! Are we under attack?!?! What's going on?!
Horace: Don't worry, it's only a drill.
Leo: A drill for what?
Horace: To test how panicky everyone gets when I set off a terrifyingly loud alarm! (Chase starts to hyperventilate) You passed the test. You also passed the urine test. You're in a state of panic
(Chase yells and continues to hyperventilate)
...
(in the rec room)
Oliver: Okay. I got Ambrose to draw the location of the Incapacitator. I also got him to draw this caricature of the four of us. (shows the drawing to them)
Adam: That looks nothing like me. My ears are nowhere near that small.
Bree: That's Skylar...
Adam: Oh. (looks at Skylar) Ew.
Skylar: Anyway...where is the Incapacitator?
Oliver: According to this (shows them comic) he's at the Eiffel Tower. We need to stop him. We can use the wormhole transporter to get to Paris.
Adam: Whoa, we're goin' to Paris? Boo-yah! (slams a device into the ground and it shatters) Uh, that broke.
Oliver: Okay, everyone ready? Huddle up
(they huddle together and teleport to Paris with the wormhole transporter)
Bree: Where's the Incapacitator?
Skylar: Wait. Look in the background. There's a Statue of Liberty, and the Great Pyramid, and King Arthur's Castle.
Oliver: The Incapacitator isn't at the Eiffel Tower in Paris. He's at the replica of it in Las Vegas.
Adam: Man, no wonder they call this the awful tower.
Bree: It's pronounced "Eiffel". E-i-f-f-e-l.
Adam: Pretty sure you just spelled falafel.
Oliver: Okay, uh, no problem. We'll just use the wormhole transporter. It'll get us to Vegas in a matter of seconds.
Adam: Whoa, we're goin' to Vegas? Boo-yah! (throw wormhole transporter on the floor and it bounces out of the Eiffel Tower)
Oliver: This is awful.
Adam: I believe it's pronounced falafel.
Skylar: I can't believe you lost the wormhole transporter! Now how are we supposed to go to Las Vegas and stop the Incapacitator?
(the three of them turn to look as Bree super speeds back, holding a falafel)
Oliver: Where'd you get that?
Bree: At a street fair. In Tel Aviv. All this talk about falafel made me want one. (laughs) Oh, I also got a mini license plate with my name on it.
Oliver: Wait, that's it. Your super speed. You can use it to carry all of us to Las Vegas.
Bree: Oh, good idea. Ah, but because we're going over water, I can't carry all of three of you at the same time.
Skylar: Can you take one of us and then run back and get the other two?
Bree: I could do that. I'll take Oliver first.
Skylar: I have a better idea. You take Adam first, and I'll wait here with Oliver.
Bree: So you can stay alone with Oliver in the most romantic city on earth while I'm gone? No, thanks.
Adam: Well, I don't care when I go just as long as I'm not staying anywhere by myself. I get lonely.
Oliver: Okay, stop. This is getting ridiculous. And weird. Besides, I think I have a solution.
(Bree uses her super speed to carry Adam, Skylar and Oliver in a seating attachment over the ocean)
Skylar: Ah! A jellyfish!
Adam: Oh, man, if we had a peanut butter fish, we'd be all set.
(Skylar throws the jellyfish back in the ocean and Adam gives her a dirty look)
...
(at Mighty Med hospital)
Leo: Hey, buddy. I know being in strange place can make you tense, so I brought you some herbal tea.
Kaz: And, uh, I thought it would help to listen to some relaxing whale songs.
(Kaz attempts to imitate a whale song)
Leo: Stop!
Kaz: I didn't even get to the chorus.
Chase: (phone beeps) I just got a text from Adam. Those guys are on their way to fight the Incapacitator in Las Vegas. We have to go help them!
Leo: No, we can't! Fighting is stressful, and you can't be stressed out right now.
Chase: Adam and Bree are in danger, and I'm gonna go help them! (pushes past them and leaves the room)
(in the hallway)
Leo: Now what?
Kaz: Okay, you go find Chase, and I'll get the invisible ambulance to take us to Las Vegas. But it might take a while. I forget where it's parked. And it's invisible.
(Leo runs forward, but immediately smacks into something invisible and falls to the floor)
Kaz: Oh, good. You found it.
...
(at the replica of the Eiffel Tower in Las Vegas)
Bree: Oh. Ugh. Wow. I am spent. When did running 6.000 miles across mountain, ocean and desert become so exhausting?
Oliver: Adam might have made things worse by dragging that giant tuna the last 5.000 miles
(Adam holds up the tuna, but the Incapacitator blasts it out of his hands)
The Incapacitator: People come to Vegas for may reasons, I guess you come to be incapacitated.
Adam: And for the buffet.
Bree: Adam, blast wave. Now!
(Adam sends a blast wave at the Incapacitator, but he absorbs it)
Skylar: The Incapacitator's absorbing his energy!
(the Incapacitator blasts Adam to the floor)
The Incapacitator: Now, with the Davenport transponder, I can absorb all the power in the world and plunge the Earth into darkness. (holds up transponder and absorbs all of the electricity from Vegas)
Skylar: Give it up, Incapacitator. You're totally outnumbered (the Incapacitator generates two more copies of himself) Technically, you're still outnumbered so my statement holds up.
(Adam, Bree, and Skylar start fighting the copies of the Incapacitator)
Oliver: Look out!
(the Incapacitator sends Bree flying and punches Skylar, and she falls)
The Incapacitator: Goodbye, Skylar Storm.
(squealing vehicle noises are heard and a door shuts offscreen)
Leo: Hello, Incapacitator. (punches him)
(Chase and Kaz hop out of the invisible ambulance, and Chase and Leo joins the fight)
Oliver: Kaz, you cured Chase.
Kaz: Eh, not really. Uh, he's gonna blow up. He has a hardware virus that's building up energy in his bionic chip. If his blood pressure gets too high, he'll explode.
Oliver: Wait a second. If Chase has a hardware virus those can be--
Kaz: --transferred to another device. I'm way ahead of you. I'm super smart now, uh, I'll explain later.
(Adam, Bree, Chase, Leo, and Skylar fall on the floor in front of Oliver and Kaz)
The Incapacitator: I hope you're all ready to be destroyed!
Kaz: I have a plan! Chase, jump off the tower.
Chase: Do you maybe a different plan?
Kaz: You have protonic energy building up in your bionic chip. You can't let him absorb it or he'll be unstoppable.
The Incapacitator: He has protonic energy in him? I'll take that, thank you very much (starts draining energy from Chase)
Bree: What's he doing to Chase?!
Kaz: Chase is fine. All the Incapacitator did was remove the virus.
The Incapacitator: Virus? What virus?
Kaz: You know, the one that makes you explode if your blood pressure gets excessively high. Like if you realize that some kid in high school just tricked you and ruined your entire plan.
The Incapacitator: WHAT?!
Kaz: Yeah, like that. Everybody duck!
(the Incapacitator blows up and the power is restored to Vegas)
Leo: You did it. It worked.
Kaz: Did you ever doubt me?
Leo: Yeah, ever since the urine test.
Chase: Wait. Adam's missing. Where's Adam?
(they all start looking around, Adam pops up slowly from behind scaffolding, wearing the red and white striped shirt and glasses)
Oliver: There he is.
Adam: Oh, man. I'm falafel at hiding.
...
(at the Mighty Med Hospital)
(Chase and Kaz are hooked up to the same machine, switching their intelligences back)
Chase: (to Horace) Did it work? Please tell me our intelligence switched back. Please!
Kaz: (holding blown up disposable glove and laughing) Check it out. I'm a dairy cow.
Leo: It worked.
Horace: Oliver, Kaz, congratulations. Well done. (to Chase) See, that's how you respond to an offer of a handshake. Not like this (imitating an unconscious Chase)
Bree: Hey, Skylar. Listen, I am really sorry for underestimating you. Superheroes are pretty great with or without powers.
Skylar: I'm sorry, too. I guess it's not important if you're bionic or have super powers, or are completely unspecial like Kaz. Anyone can be a hero.
Bree: Oliver, I'm going to miss you. You're so smart and kind, and you remind me of someone, but I just can't think of who.
Oliver: Oh, is it Thomas the Tank Engine. I get that a lot. I mean, personality-wise. I'm not a train.
Bree: No, it's not a make-believe train. It's someone I know.
Skylar: He reminds me of Chase, your brother.
Bree: Yes! Chase! You remind me of Chase! (looks at him horrified) You remind me of Chase. Ew!
Kaz: (to Skylar) Hey, what was that about? I thought you didn't like Oliver?
Skylar: Maybe I like him more than I realized.
(Oliver does weird dance move near Bree)
Skylar: I'm over it.
Adam: Bye, guys. Sorry for breaking so much of your stuff. (breaks the entrance door to the hospital)
Oliver: The doors open automatically..
Adam: Not anymore
(Bree super speeds Adam, Chase, and Leo home in the same seating attachment as before)
Horace: Where'd your friends go?
Oliver: Oh, they left.
Horace: Without saying goodbye? What were they raised in basement?