This is a complete transcript of the episode Under Siege.
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(Perry and her niece, Kerry, arrive on the island via the hydraloop)
Perry: Welcome to Perry's Paradise Resort. Don't worry about your bags. One of the robot bellhops will get them.
Adam: Ah, yeah, suitcase sled! Whoo-hoo! (slides off on suitcase)
Perry: You remember my sweet niece Kerry.
Bree: No, but would your evil niece Kerry like to introduce her to us?
Perry: She's staying for the weekend. Give her a room with a view. Here you go. (hands Chase money)
Chase: This is money from a board game.
Perry: And there's plenty more where that came from.
Kerry: Don't worry, I won't be a bother. You won't even know I'm here. I just wanna spend some quality time with my favorite Auntie Terry.
Perry: I have been accused of being fun. And of identity theft.
Chase: You're not fooling us, Kerry. You act all nice until your aunt's gone, and then you go off to trip roller skaters and sell ice packs to the injured.
Perry: My sweet niece would never do that. Everyone knows the roller rink is my turf.
(Douglas walks into the room)
Perry: Dougie! Kerry, I'd like you to meet your future uncle, Douglas.
Kerry: I've heard all about you. You're the one obsessed with my aunt.
Douglas: Yeah. She is a, um, handsome woman.
Perry: Settle down, Romeo. There's kids here. Come on. Help me get her room ready.
Douglas: Yeah. Be right there. (runs in the opposite direction)
Leo: (to Bree and Chase) So, this is the monster who owned you two last year? What did she do, not invite you to her tea party?
Kerry: Keep talking and I'll snap those little twigs you call arms.
Leo: Whoa, whoa, whoa. These are bionic twigs. Well, this one is. (points to bionic arm) From here down.
Bree: So... what's your game, Kerry? Why are you really here?
Kerry: Gotta lay low till the heat blows over. Got sloppy on my last job back at Creek.
Chase: What did you do this time?
Kerry: Till the witness wakes up, nothing. Just stay outta my way, and I'll stay outta yours. (leaves the room)
Chase: Hey, she took my wallet.
(Chase starts to run after her, but stops once he realizes he and Bree are handcuffed together)
Leo: Oh, man, she owned you guys again. (tries to walk and trips after realizing his feet were handcuffed together)
(theme song plays)
...
(in the Mentor's Quarters)
Chase: Ah! Morning. Another day, another chance to make the world a better place.
Bree: Well, this day's ruined.
Chase: Uh! I just stepped on broken glass.
Adam: And things are looking up.
Chase: (picks up tablet) Leo's tablet. Someone's been in here. We must not have heard them because we were in our capsules. (shakes Leo) Leo, wake up.
Leo: Ah!
Chase: Did you hear anything last night? Someone broke in.
Leo: No, but I am a really deep sleeper. I cannot tell you how many times I've woken up in a body bag.
Bree: This had to be Perry's niece.
Leo: Wow, you got schooled by a toddler again?
Chase: She broke your tablet.
Leo: (angrily) Bring her to me.
(Bree super speeds away and brings back Kerry)
Kerry: Whoa. You're fast. Homely, but fast.
Bree: We know what you did.
Adam: Yeah, that thing with the handcuffs. You've been going to magic school.
Chase: You're gonna replace everything you stole or broke.
Kerry: I didn't do it.
Adam: Well, that clears that up. Back to bed. (goes back to his capsule)
Chase: Hey, you're not going anywhere.
Kerry: Aunt Terry!!
Chase: (covering his ears) Ahh!! Did it occur to you that I have bionic hearing?
Kerry: No, but good to know. Aunt Terry!!
(Chase screams again and Perry walks in)
Perry: What is all the yelling about? I didn't even have time to put my face on.
Leo: Wait, that thing's removable?
Bree: Your precious little niece ransacked the place.
Kerry: I don't know what they mean, Aunt Terry. I was sound asleep, dreaming of cute little kittens, when I was ripped out of bed by this bionic she-man.
Perry: How dare you accuse my sweet little angel? Me, I get. Cousin Cletus, Grandma Flat Nose, the Pug twins, absolutely. But her? Impossible.
Chase: You call your grandmother "Grandma Flat Nose"?
Perry: Not to her face. She's kinda hard to look at. I can prove Kerry's innocent. We'll just check the security footage.
(In the common area)
Chase: The monitor's broken. I can't pull up the security footage.
Perry: It's okay. I'll fix it. I can fix anything. I used to be the leading technician for NASA.
Bree: You worked for NASA?
Perry: Yeah. The North American Sumo Association. I put the pins on the diapers. (bangs on monitor) Fixie, fixie, fixie, fixie!
Chase: Wait, don't!
Bree: Wow. Can't believe that didn't do it.
Chase: It's not working because someone fried the server. That means all the cameras are down.
Bree: You knew you'd get busted, so you destroyed the evidence.
Leo: (from training area) Guys, get in here quick.
(everyone runs in to see the room is wrecked)
Leo: What do you have to say for yourself now, Kerry?
Kerry: That you people are slobs?
Chase: Look, your niece is playing you. The whole "sweet and innocent" thing, it's an act.
Kerry: Aunt Terry, I didn't do this.
Perry: Of course you didn't. I'm gonna catch the real culprit, even if I have to stay up all night, which will be easy, 'cause I spent the winter in hibernation.
...
(in the Mentor's Quarters)
(at night, Perry is patrolling the grounds)
Perry: Huh. When the dolls are sleeping, they almost look human.
(In the training area, Perry spots someone)
Perry: I gotcha. Banzai! (tackles Douglas to the floor)
Douglas: It's me, Douglas.
Perry: Oh. Well, I'm still not getting up. What are you doing here?
Douglas: I was just getting a snack 'cause I couldn't sleep.
Perry: Oh. Well, you should've called me. I would've sung you a lullaby. (singing) ♫ Hush, little Dougie, don't say a word ♫ Mama's gonna marry you and take you to a cabin and never let you go ever, ever, ever, ever ♫
Douglas: Okay. Now I may never sleep. (runs away)
Perry: He is so into me, it's embarrassing.
(In common area, Perry hears something and turns around to confront someone)
Perry: You. What are you doing here? No. No!
...
(in the common area)
(Adam, Bree, Chase, and Leo run in the next morning)
Leo: What happened?
Douglas: Someone must've attacked her. I was about to check on her, but I need one of you guys to make sure she's really unconscious before I get my face too close.
Chase: (kneels down next to Perry) I think she's gonna be okay.
Adam: What, so you're a doctor now?
Chase: I checked her pulse.
Adam: Oh, no, sorry, I wasn't making fun of you. I just wanted to see if you'd take a look at this rash.
(Chase makes a face and Perry begins to stir)
Perry: Oh, my head.
Chase: Douglas, get her to the infirmary.
Douglas: Good idea. Let's put her down humanely.
(two bionic students drag Perry out of room with Douglas right behind them)
Bree: I can't believe Kerry would hurt her own aunt just to get away with more crimes.
Chase: Yeah. It doesn't make sense. What if it's not her?
Leo: Who would wanna hurt Perry? Correction. Who would actually hurt Perry?
Chase: Let's think this through. First, Leo's tablet was damaged. Maybe someone was trying to find classified information but couldn't figure out the password, so they tossed it aside. Then, the criminal disabled the security cameras, because they didn't want anyone tracking their moves. When Perry started pursuing them, they probably took her out.
Leo: Guys, look. They took out the hydraloop too. Whoever did this just trapped us on the island.
Chase: Wait. Those burn marks are from bionics. The last time something like this happened, it was Sebastian leading a rebellion. Guys, there's still a rebel living among us.
...
Bree: How can there still be a rebel here?
Chase: I don't know, but for now, everyone's a suspect.
Adam: (to Chase) You! I knew it was you all along.
Chase: I was with you the whole time.
Adam: Me! I knew it was me all along.
Chase: Sebastian's rebellion almost destroyed this academy. I'm not gonna let that happen again. (to the students) Everyone back to the dorm. You're on lockdown until further notice.
Bree: Good idea. We'll keep 'em there until we can question everyone.
(Douglas and Kerry walk in leading Perry)
Perry: (singing) Here comes the bride.
Douglas: Good news is, she checked out okay. Bad news is, she checked out okay.
Bree: Okay, what happened? Who attacked you?
Perry: Oh, I'm still a little foggy, but I remember being on the front lines. Then, out of the darkness, 11 giant guys in helmets started to charge me. No, wait. That was when I ran onto the field during the Bears game.
Leo: That was you? I thought that was a mascot.
Bree: So you seriously don't remember being shot at?
Perry: (scoffs) Look, all I know is that some bionic freak attacked me, and I could really use a hug.
(everyone except Douglas backs away)
Douglas: (starts to lean in, but backs away) Nope. Can't. Sorry.
Chase: Look, we have to stop that rebel. We'll split up and patrol the academy. Any questions?
Kerry: Yeah. Now that you know it wasn't me, is there something you'd like to say?
Chase: Yes. Can I please have my wallet back?
...
(in the common area)
(everyone is patrolling the academy, communicating with comm sets)
Chase: 3:00 a.m. Common area is clear.
Douglas: Living quarters, all clear.
Perry: All clear here, too. Hear that, Douglas? I'm all alone.
Douglas: Somebody else say something. Please.
Chase: Adam, what about the weapons area?
Adam: All clear in the boom-boom room (makes shadow puppets on the wall with his flashlight)
Bree: Checked the capsule dorm three times. Still clear. (starts to text)
Chase: Are you texting?
Bree: No. (continues texting)
Chase: I can hear you.
Bree: Fine. I'll stop. (sends one last text)
(Chase's phone chimes)
Chase: "Chase is a jerk"? I think you sent this to the wrong person.
Bree: Nope.
Chase: How's the training area, Leo? Leo? Leo! Guys, he's not responding. Get down here fast!
...
(in the training area)
Bree: Where is he?
Chase: Has anyone seen Leo?
Adam: Yes. He's a 16-year-old male, about 5'7", answers to the name Leo.
Perry: Guys, I know you're fearing the worst, but you have to remember, it's only Dooley.
(explosion sounds from the other room)
Chase: Whoa! Oh, no. The weapons room. Let's go.
(in the weapons room, fire is spreading)
Adam: I got it. (blows out fire with enhanced lung capacity)
Chase: That was close. The rebel almost blew up the whole academy.
(in the Mentor's Quarters)
Douglas: Aah! Of course. It's you. No. No, no, no. No, please. Please don't hurt me. (screams)
Perry: Duggles!
(scene changes to all of them running into the Mentor's Quarters, where Douglas is on the floor)
Perry: No! The one person I cared about.
Chase: First Perry, now Douglas. The rebel's trying to take us out one by one. We're officially under attack.
Adam: Aw, man, really? It's the weekend.
(explosion sounds from another room)
Bree: Another blast.
Perry: Go. I'll stay here and nurse him back to health. (Adam, Bree, and Chase leave) Stay with me, Dougie. Don't go toward the light.
Douglas: I gotta be honest, I'm runnin' toward the light.
(in the common area)
Bree: The rebel's in the training area.
Adam: Oh, man, I didn't know the gym was open 24 hours.
Chase: Let's do this.
(door to the training room blasts open)
Chase: Who's there? Show yourself.
(Leo walks out with his arm extended and eyes closed)
Bree: Leo? What is going on? Who else is in there?
(Douglas and Perry run in)
Douglas: No one. Leo's the one who's been attacking us.
Adam: I knew it. Leo's the rebel. Who else would wanna take over the island? Wait, why is Leo the rebel?
(Leo fires a laser sphere and they all duck behind support post)
Bree: What is wrong with him?
Douglas: He's sleepwalking because his bionics are going haywire. He's not rebelling. He's in a bionic trance.
Perry: I'm in a trance watching you talk all science-y.
(Leo fires another laser sphere and they go around the post to take cover)
Douglas: Your capsules calibrate your bionics with your nervous systems, but since Leo doesn't have a capsule, everything's out of whack.
Chase: So technically, this is your fault for not giving him one.
Douglas: Come on, he's barely bionic.
(Leo fires a laser sphere and they all scramble to new hiding places)
Adam: That's it, I'm waking him up.
Douglas: No, no. The sudden stimulation could cause his arm to glitch even more. Right now, it's firing externally. But if his laser spheres backfire, it could blow him apart.
Perry: Do it, do it, do it.
Chase: But if we don't do something, he's gonna destroy the whole island.
Douglas: You guys have to find a way to contain him. Then I can recalibrate his arm.
(Leo starts to rapid fire laser spheres, and then disappears suddenly)
Bree: He's gone.
Adam: Good. That means the gym's free. I'm gonna go do some cardio. (explosion sounds from far away and he groans)
...
(in the Mentor's Quarters)
(Kerry is going around the room and placing random items in a bag to steal when everyone runs in the room)
Chase: Kerry.
(Kerry throws the bag of stolen items on the floor and steps away)
Chase: Have you seen Leo?
Adam: 16-year-old male, about 5'7", answers to the name Leo.
Kerry: Uh, yeah, he went somewhere else.
(everyone except for Adam and Kerry leave the room)
Adam: Hey. Cool hat. I got one just like it.
(Adam leaves and Leo comes from the other entrance)
Kerry: Leo. If you know what's good for you, you'll pretend you never saw this. Wait. Why do you look so weird?
(Leo fires laser sphere and Kerry hides behind couch)
...
(in common area)
Adam: How are we gonna stop Leo without waking him up?
Bree: Oh, I know how to keep him asleep. Just have Chase talk to him.
Chase: (takes out phone) I just sent you a pointedly worded text.
(high-pitched scream sounds from the other room)
Perry: That's Kerry's scream.
(in the Mentor's Quarters)
Perry: Don't worry, Kerry. We're here to--
(Leo is on the floor screaming while Kerry grabs his legs)
Chase: Leo?
Leo: Get her off of me! What happened?
Adam: You just got body slammed by a Brownie.
Kerry: Because you and your toy arm attacked me.
Leo: What are you talking about? I was sleeping!
Chase: Actually, you were sleepwalking. Your bionics glitched because Douglas never gave you a capsule.
Douglas: But I did give you bionics. Let's focus on that.
Bree: Wait, how did you subdue him without waking him up?
Kerry: Oh, he woke up. Hit 'em in the right place, they always wake up.
Perry: She's a Perry.
...
(in the Mentor's Quarters the next morning)
Douglas: Here you go, Leo. My gift to you. (unveils tiny capsule)
Leo: I don't know what to say 'cause I don't know what it is.
Douglas: It's a capsule for your arm. (puts capsule on Leo's arm)
Perry: Well, Kerry's taking off. She said to thank you all for a wonderful time.
Bree: Yeah, I bet she did. I'm missing a necklace.
Chase: And I can't find my watch.
Leo: And I'm missing the rest of my capsule.
...
(in the common area)
(Kerry has filled the hydraloop with stolen items)
Leo: Going somewhere? Hey, Perry. Over here.
Kerry: Forget you saw this, and I'll let you have half.
Leo: Half of this is mine.
(Perry walks over)
Leo: I caught your niece stealing.
Perry: Kerry, stealing has very serious consequences. What do you have to say for yourself?
Kerry: Uh...uh, I was sleepwalking?
Perry: Works for me. Say hi to your mom.
Kerry: Ha! See ya. (notices she's handcuffed to seat)
Leo: The police are on the other side. Say hi to your cellmate.
Kerry: What? What? No! (hydraloop leaves)